Random Crack Fics of Wings of Fire, Guns N' Roses, & Mötley Crüe

GN'R & Mötley Crüe: NO! THIS IS MY STAGE!

There is no picture because Wattpad kept glitching
This was a dream...it's probably a bad sign that they're in my dreams... but it's even weirder that I remember it...
THEY'RE OUT TA GET ME! THEY WON'T CATCH ME! CUZ I'M INNO--*error message pops up* I'm sorry, due to unforeseen circumstances they have caught you,

Both bands are scheduled to perform at the same time at the same place, on the same stage, because someone messed up...and that someone may or may not be me...
Axl: WHY ARE THEY HERE?!
Vince: WHY IS AXL HERE?!
Steven: HEY TOMMY!
Tommy: WHAT'S UP, STEVEN?!
Duff: HI NIKKI!
Nikki: (Waves)
Slash: YO NIKKI! HAVE YOU DIED AGAIN?!
Nikki: ...Nice to see you too, Slash...
Axl: SHUT UP! I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR STUPID LITTLE (mockingly) FRIENDSHIPS
Slash: Okay, but why are you guys here?
Nikki: We where supposed to play here at 9:50,
Duff: Today? Maybe you got the dates mixed up,
Nikki: (holds up a potato) Nope, it says here, Mötley Crüe 9:50 P.M, June 9th,  (Okay, I meant to type "paper", but it autocorrected to "potato", I just left it cuz that just makes it even funnier)
Mick: A potato? Really?
Nikki: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT? I like potatoes okay...
Mick: That's just weird, man
Slash: But that's the time we're supposed to play,
Axl: NO! I'M NOT PLAYING WITH  VINCE BECAUSE HE'S...(hesitates)...UGLY!
Vince: (shocked gasp) Ugly? (Confused sputtering) I-I just, (shocked gasp again)  You're so mean...
Audience: JUST PLAY TOGETHER!
Tommy: I GOT IT!
Everyone else: WHAT?!
Tommy: PLAY TOGETHER!
Random dude in the audience: WE JUST SAID THAT!
Tommy: Well, can't you just be proud of me, ONCE?!
Izzy: (sigh)
Steven: (does a rim shot)
(Two second time skip)
Vince: Ya know I'm a dreamer,
Axl: Talk to me softly
Vince: But My hearts of gold,
Axl: There's something in your eyes
Vince: I had to run away high
Axl: Don't hang your head in sorrow,
Vince: So I wouldn't come home low
Axl: And please don't cry,
Vince: Just when things wern't right
Axl: I know how you feel inside
Vince: Doesn't mean they where always wrong
Axl: I've been there before,
Vince: Just take this song
Axl: Something's changing inside you,
Vince: And you'll never feel,
Axl: And don't you know,
Vince: Left all alone,
Axl: Don't you cry to-ni-ni-night
Vince: Take me to your heart,
Axl: I still love you baby,
Vince: Feel me in your bones,
Axl: Don't you cry to-ni-ni-night,
Vince: Just one more night,
Axl: There's a heaven above you, baby,
Vince: And I'm comin' off this long and winding road,
Axl: and don't you cry tonight,
Vince: Tonight, tonight,
Axl: Give me a whisper,
Vince: I'm on my way,
Axl: and give me a sigh,
Vince: Just set me free,
Axl: and give me a kiss before you,
Vince: Home Sweet Home, yeah, yeah
Axl: tell me goodbye,
And then I woke up

I'm not kidding, this was an actual dream I had.
Okay, now guess the songs,

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Home Sweet Home by Mötley Crüe
And Don't Cry (Original) By Guns N' Roses,
The [other] weird thing is...these where the songs that got me looking up more songs by them...
Like, I'm not kidding, I played those songs on repeat for at least a day before I bought them...
And if you don't know the songs...look them up cuz I'm too lazy to put them here...