On the sixth day of Christmas my true love sent to me, six broken lights, five popcorn strings, four shattered snow globes, three cocoa freaks, two bickering singers, and an Axl in a pine tree...
"I hate Mother Nature so much..." Duff shovels snow out of the driveway and throws it over his shoulder.
"ACK!" Izzy yelps when the thing of snow hits him.
"SORRY IZZ!"
"HAHAHAHAHA! DUFF HIT IZZY!" Vince points from the top of the tree he and Nikki are trying to decorate.
"Are you gonna help or not?" Nikki asks, sitting on the same branch as him.
"No."
"Hey Vince...TAKE ME TO THE TOP AND THROW ME OFF!" Nikki shakes the branch, Vince falls off and takes a bunch of snow with him.
"I HATE YOU SIXX!" Vince yells with a pile of snow on his head, which Mick wiped off.
"LOOK AT OUT LITTLE SNOWMAN!" Steven points at the snowman made with bottle caps as eyes and drumsticks as arms, "Me and Tommy made it!"
"That's nice..." Duff mutters, not looking away from the ladder he's holding for Axl.
"WHY WON'T YOU LOOK?!" The enraged drummer kicks the snowman down, rips one of the drumsticks out and chases Duff around the frond yard.
"CRAZY STEVEN! CRAZY STEVEN!" Duff takes off and Axl falls off the ladder and pulls the lights lining the house down.
"Aw crap..." He hisses.
"GREAT GOIN' AXL!" Slash yells, "YOU JUST PULLED THE LIGHTS OFF!"
"SORRY!"
After six hours of falling and trying to put Christmas lights up, they finally succeed. But Vince broke exactly six lights during his tumble down the tree...
"In a way, Sixx pushed me off and if he hadn't, the lights wouldn't be broken."
"AY SPARKLE-BRITCHES! SNOWBALL!" Axl throws a ball of snow at him.
Thy all g=have a snowball fight and everyone turns on Izzy and takes him down...
I MIGHT HAVE FORGOTTEN ABOUT THIS UNTIL NOW AND I'M SO SORRY AND I HAVE ONLY TWO DAYS OF SCHOOL LEFT! BEAR WITH ME OKAY
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Random Crack Fics of Wings of Fire, Guns N' Roses, & Mötley Crüe
FanfictionThis is literally just a random book that combines all my fandoms into one. Credit to @JpRafol for giving me this idea. Guns N' Roses: Axl Rose, Slash, Duff Mckagan, Izzy Stradlin, and Steven Adler. Mötley Crüe: Vince Neil, Mick Mars, Nikki Sixx, a...
