Random Crack Fics of Wings of Fire, Guns N' Roses, & Mötley Crüe

On the Tenth Day of Christmas...

On the tenth day of Christmas my true love sent to me ten stolen items, nine secret santas, eight no's from Izzy, seven broken things, six broken lights, five popcorn strings, four shattered snow globes, three cocoa freaks, two bickering singers, and an Axl in a pine tree.

"Everybody partner up, I don't want anyone getting in trouble." Duff commands, "And be back at this spot at exactly 7:00 sharp."

"Come on, Mick, let's go to Hobby Lobby!" Vince grabs him by the arm and drags him off.

"WAIT! NO! I DON'T WANNA! PLEASE NO! VINCE STOP IT! I give up."  Mick screams.

"TOMMY! WANNA BE MY PARTNER!?" Steven and Nikki shout in unison.

"No, no, NO WAY STEVEN! MY TERROR TWIN!"

"MY FRIEND!"

Steven and Nikki start to argue.

"BE A GROUP OF THREE! GOOD GOD!" Duff screams.

"I guess we could do that..." Nikki hesitates.

"YAY! BOTH MY FRIENDS!" Tommy runs off to somewhere in the in the mall with Steven.

"Well, see ya, bye!" Nikki runs off after them.

Axl paired up with Izzy, and Duff and Slash went off somewhere.

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"Vince. Do. Not. Touch. The. Glitter." Mick orders.

"TOO LATE!" Vince screams from the top of the shelves.

"Get off the shelf." Mick grabs him by the foot and tries to pull him off. Vince grabs onto the top of the shelf.

"Mommy, why are the two girls fighting." A little kid points at them.

"They're not girls, and we don't talk about the Glam Bands..." The mothers pulls the kid away.

"SEE THAT VINCE! PEOPLE THINK YOU'RE CRAZY!"

"SHUT UP GROUPIE REPELLANT!"

Mick lets go of Vince and pushes the shelf itself. It starts to topple over and Vince leaps off the shelf.

"A little drastic, don't ya think." Vince mutters, " At least the glitter is safe."

"Shut up and run!" Mick  takes off.

Vince whistles innocently and tucks two canisters of glitter in his jacket, and follows Mick.

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"Izzy, get out from under there!" Axl hisses at his bandmate, who's hiding under the table at Starbucks.

"Soon, okay. So anyways, who'd you get? I got Nikki."

"I got Vince." Axl sighs.

"Vince? Just get him glitter."

"What about Nikki? What does he like?"

"Tattoos, motorcycles, 'Life is beautiful blah, blah, blah', Vince, 'We're brothers, blah, blah, blah', bass guitars, 'I died twice, blah, blah, blah'..."

"That's it!" Izzy shouts triumphantly, "I'll get him a new bass!"

He crawls out from under the table, coffee in hand, and walks to the music store with Axl.

"You wait right here." Axl says and runs into the store. Five seconds later he bolts right out with Nikki's new bass, a poster, and motorcycle keys, "RUN!"