Random Crack Fics of Wings of Fire, Guns N' Roses, & Mötley Crüe

All: Nikki's Prankster Show

I gave up on parts.

Nikki: HELLO EVERYB--
Snow: CUT TO THE CHASE! IT'S FOUR AM!
Nikki: Well, I woke up to someone screaming really loudly (High pitched) "IF I COULD FLY WHO WOULD I CRAP ON!?" And then I couldn't go back to sleep.
Axl: Whatever, just don't turn the light on.
Tsunami: Why?
Vince: I'M ON IT!
Axl: WAI--
Vince turns the light on to reveal that Axl's hair is bigger than Nikki's.
Vince: (Pointing and laughing at Axl) POOFY HAIR!
Nikki: Wow, BRUSH YOUR HAIR!
Axl: Well, Tommy used my hair brush, I DON'T WANT WHATEVER DISEASES HE HAS!
Vince: WAIT! I just realized there's no cage,
Steven: YEAH! WE CAN DO WHATEVA WE WANT!
Tsunami: You weren't even in the cage..
Nikki: EVERYONE SHUT YOUR CAKE-HOLE!
Steven: (Narrows eyes) No.
Axl: OOOH! YOU SAID NO! I'M TELLING IZZY! (Deep inhale) IZZ--
Izzy: (Offscreen)  SHUT THE HECK UP AXL!
Axl: WHY ARE YOU AWAKE!?
Izzy: NONE OF YA BUISNESS!
Nikki: (Whispering) Perfect...
Snow: Oh no..
Nikki: What? Rainbow-pants isn't here, so...
Snow: Vince is here, what are you talking about?
Nikki: VINCE IS SPARKLE-BRITCHES! NOT RAINBOW-PANTS!
Vince: Shut up. AND DON'T CALL ME SPARKLE BRITCHES!
Nikki: Well, you are covered in glitter right now...
Vince: (Looks in a mirror) Good point. Now prank Izzy.
Nikki: YAY! SOMEONE FINALLY APPROVES OF MY PRANKING!
Vince: No, I just hate Izzy.
(After Nikki covers the tile floor with a couple slippery unnamed substances...)
Nikki: IZZY! YOUR DOG MADE A MESS!
Izzy: (From upstairs) YOU CLEAN IT!
Nikki: I MEAN STEVEN MADE A MESS!
Izzy: OF WHAT!?
Steven: No I--(Nikki shoves Steven away by putting his hand over Steven's face)
Nikki: UM...YOU DON'T WANNA KNOW!
Izzy: THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! WE POTTY-TRAINED HIM! IT MAY HAVE TAKEN US THREE MONTHS, BUT TRUST ME HE IS!
Nikki: NOT THAT! EW! T-M-I! IZZY YOU'RE DISGUSTING! JUST COME DOWN HERE AND QUICKLY!
Izzy: I AM NOT DISGUSTING! AND WHY?!
Nikki: AXL AND VINCE ARE GONNA FIGHT!
Axl and Vince: (In unison) What?
Izzy: LET ME PLACE MY BET! I BET ON AXL!
He falls down the stairs dressed as Shout at the Devil era Nikki. Then Izzy slips on whatever Nikki covered the floor in, and goes sliding into Vince. Which sends them both flying into a table
Nikki: So that's where that outfit went...Wait, why are you wearing my outfit?
Izzy: Uhhh...I'm Nikki Sixx, what are you talking about?
Nikki: Wait, then who am I?
Snow: Are you serious right now?
Nikki: WHO AM I!? (Dramatic music sting)
Izzy: I don't know, but I do know I GOT THE LOOKS THAT KILL! THAT KILL!
Steven: Izzy, are you okay?
Izzy: What?
Nikki: AH-HA! I AM NIKKI SIXX! I KNEW IT! YOU'RE IZZY!
Izzy: WAIT! THEN WHO AM I!? THE OTHER NIKKI SIXX!? NIKKI SEVENN!?
Axl: Izzy Stradlin!  He just said that.
Izzy: No way! Who's the fat guy I landed on?
Axl: (Points) That's Vince Neil. And he's not fat.
Vince: Are you standing up for me?
Axl: He's just so full of crap.
Vince: I'll take that as a no...
Axl: In fact, he's so full of crap that his eyes are brown!
Vince: Oh Shut Up! AND I'M NOT FAT! I'm chubby at most..
Nikki:Guys, I think Izzy has amnesia...
Izzy: NO I DON'T! I JUST WANT TO FORGET ALL YOU IDIOTS!
Axl: (Over dramatic gasp) YOU WANT TO FORGET ABOUT GUNS N' ROSES!? About...me?
Steven: (Sing songy) DRAMMMAAAA!
Vince: Oh, come on Axl, shut up!
Mick: (Standing at the top of the stairs) GO. TO. BED. AND. SHUT. THE. FUDGE. UP.
Vince: Oh no... we've awoken the cranky one...
Mick: SHUT UP PINKY-PANTS!
Snow: It's after the prank I'm just gonna end the show...

IZZY WAS DRESSED UP AS NIKKI BECAUSE IN SOME PICTURES THEY LOOK SIMILAR!

This is Izzy, which most of you probably already know...

This is Nikki and Vince...

And here's one picture of fat Vince,

He doesn't look like that in this book though... But everyone knows he's gonna get huge so they poke fun at him...this is probably how I'm gonna look in my future though...just not blonde and without the facial hair...