No seriously, I forgot.
Steven: (reaching through the bars of the cage with a pen) Can I sigh your cast?
Axl: NO! GO AWAY! I'VE FELT ENOUGH PAIN!
Snow: Izzy's gonna be mad at you...
Tsunami: And, just why do I have to be in here again with these two idiots again?
Nikki: CUZ YOU ALMOST KILLED ME!
Vince: But I didn't do anything...
Nikki: Grabbing a knifed after the cameras turn off is something though,
Vince: So what, I chased you around with a knife,
Nikki: (sigh)
Axl: Steven, STOP!
Snow: Still though, it was fun watching everyone throw you cross the room,
Axl: NO IT WAS NOT!
Nikki: (holding a list) Okay, Vince, who gets pranked?
Snow: What is that?
Nikki: My hit list,
Snow: (takes a step back)
Nikki: NOT THAT KIND OF HIT LIST
Steven: Are you sure?
Vince: THAT'S WHERE YOU FIND ALL THAT FAKE BLOOD!
Nikki: (facepalm) Moving on. So, who we prankin'
Vince: So you could say...(starts singing)WELL, ON WITH THE SHOW! GOIN' ON WITH THE SHOW! COME ON BABY! ON WITH THE SHOW! NO NO NO, OH MY MY MY MY MY!
Nikki: ANSWER MY QUESTION ALREADY!
Vince: The pink one,
Nikki: Uh, you can't prank yourself...
Vince: NOT ME! THE OTHER PINK ONE! The one that changes colors,
Tsunami: KINKAJOU!
Vince: Yeah! Her!
Nikki; Don't those things sleep a lot?
Vince: No, that's Mick,
Nikki: THE DRAGON! But yeah, Mick does sleep a lot...But I have just the idea, I'm gonna need a lot of whip cream, spray cheese, and silly string,
Later...
Kinkajou: (wakes up) Why am I sticky? Any why are you staring at me like that? DID YOU PRANK ME?!
Nikki: Noooo, of course not... (hiding cans of whip cream spray cheese and silly string)
Kinkajou: Then, what's behind your back?
Nikki:(taking steps back) Nothing...(then he drops something) What is that?
Kinkajou: Run.
Nikki bolts off with kinkajou chasing him, her fangs bared.
Snow:Honestly, this is my favorite part of every showI'M SO SORRY I GOT LAZY! BUT I WAS ALSO MAKING WEIRD ROCKSTAR RELATED THINGS, LIKE THIS:
Vince with his fancy glasses:Oh, look they're part plant now...
Nikki with mysterious things on his head...
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