All: Nikki's Prankster Show PT. I forgot

144 6 1
                                    

No seriously, I forgot.

Steven: (reaching through the bars of the cage with a pen) Can I sigh your cast?
Axl: NO! GO AWAY! I'VE FELT ENOUGH PAIN!
Snow: Izzy's gonna be mad at you...
Tsunami: And, just why do I have to be in here again with these two idiots again?
Nikki: CUZ YOU ALMOST KILLED ME!
Vince: But I didn't do anything...
Nikki: Grabbing a knifed after the cameras turn off is something though,
Vince: So what, I chased you around with a knife,
Nikki: (sigh)
Axl: Steven, STOP!
Snow: Still though, it was fun watching everyone throw you cross the room,
Axl: NO IT WAS NOT!
Nikki: (holding a list) Okay, Vince, who gets pranked?
Snow: What is that?
Nikki: My hit list,
Snow: (takes a step back)
Nikki: NOT THAT KIND OF HIT LIST
Steven: Are you sure?
Vince: THAT'S WHERE YOU FIND ALL THAT FAKE BLOOD!
Nikki: (facepalm) Moving on. So, who we prankin'
Vince: So you could say...(starts singing)WELL, ON WITH THE SHOW! GOIN' ON WITH THE SHOW! COME ON BABY! ON WITH THE SHOW! NO NO NO, OH MY MY MY MY MY!
Nikki: ANSWER MY QUESTION ALREADY!
Vince: The pink one,
Nikki: Uh, you can't prank yourself...
Vince: NOT ME! THE OTHER PINK ONE! The one that changes colors,
Tsunami: KINKAJOU!
Vince: Yeah! Her!
Nikki; Don't those things sleep a lot?
Vince: No, that's Mick,
Nikki: THE DRAGON! But yeah, Mick does sleep a lot...But I have just the idea, I'm gonna need a lot of whip cream, spray cheese, and silly string,
Later...
Kinkajou: (wakes up) Why am I sticky? Any why are you staring at me like that? DID YOU PRANK ME?!
Nikki: Noooo, of course not... (hiding cans of whip cream spray cheese and silly string)
Kinkajou: Then, what's behind your back?
Nikki:(taking steps back) Nothing...(then he drops something) What is that?
Kinkajou: Run.
Nikki bolts off with kinkajou chasing him, her fangs bared.
Snow:Honestly, this is my favorite part of every show

I'M SO SORRY I GOT LAZY! BUT I WAS ALSO MAKING WEIRD ROCKSTAR RELATED THINGS, LIKE THIS:
Vince with his fancy glasses:

I'M SO SORRY I GOT LAZY! BUT I WAS ALSO MAKING WEIRD ROCKSTAR RELATED THINGS, LIKE THIS:Vince with his fancy glasses:

Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publishing, please remove it or upload a different image.

Oh, look they're part plant now...

Nikki with mysterious things on his head

Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publishing, please remove it or upload a different image.

Nikki with mysterious things on his head...

Nikki with mysterious things on his head

Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publishing, please remove it or upload a different image.
Random Crack Fics of Wings of Fire, Guns N' Roses, & Mötley CrüeWhere stories live. Discover now