Random Crack Fics of Wings of Fire, Guns N' Roses, & Mötley Crüe

All 2: Nikki's Prankster Show PT. 1

Didn't draw that hilarious comic strip up there,
And guess what? I'm bored. And this is gonna have like, 15 parts,

Nikki: Hey, and welcome to my show, I'm your amazing--
Snow: (Snort) [Snow's one of my oc's, from Lies And Ice, and My WoF Truth or Dare]
Nikki: Be quiet. Anyways I'm your amazing host, Nikki Sixx, and that's my other host...uh...Icicle...
Snow: SNOWSTORM! MY NAME'S SNOWSTORM! I AIN'T THAT CRAZY!
Nikki: ARE YOU SURE?!
Snow: NOPE!
Nikki: (sigh) Anyways we're gonna be pranking Ax-
Snow: Why Axl?
Nikki: (Screaming in Snow's face) BECAUSE HE WAS A LIL' BRAT TO ME!
Snow: Uh, he's always like that....
Nikki: I DON'T CARE I HATE HIM ANYWAY!
Snow: What about Vi--
Nikki: What would I do for Vince though?
Snow: Throw glitter at him
Nikki: No, he'll thank me, he loves glitter,
Snow: Why?
Nikki: He looks like a Spice Girl, and THAT'S your first question,
Snow: Spice Girl?
Nikki: (Starts Singing 'Wannabe') {I've been laughing really hard for the last 10 minutes,}
Snow: Oh, yeah he does kinda look like them...
Nikki: Anyways...For this prank I hid a voice modulator in Axl's microphone...
Snow: What is it gonna do? Make him sound like a chipmunk?
Nikki: Actually yes...
Snow: Huh, wow, I was right...
Nikki: TIME SKIP!
Later at a Guns N' Roses concert
Nikki and Snow are sitting close to the stage, in disguise. And by disguise, I mean wearing sunglasses.
Snow: Quit smilin' like an idiot
Nikki: Shhh
Guns N' Roses walks onstage,
Axl: (Sounds like a chipmunk) Hello L.A. We-- What the--
Audience laughs
Axl: IT'S NOT FUNNY!
Slash: (snickers)
Axl: I said, IT'S NOT FUNNY!
Duff: Well Ax, it--
Axl: SHUT UP!
Izzy: Calm down,
Axl: DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!
Steven: (Does a rim shot)
Axl: ALRIGHT! WHO DID THIS?! (Glares at the audience)
Nikki: (Slowly ducking behind Snow)
Axl sees Nikki
Axl: YOU DID IT!
Nikki: Fine, guilty,
Axl throws the microphone down, gets a running start, jumps off the stage doing a full belly flop on Nikki,
Nikki: (screams)
Snow: (laughs and points while Axl is beating up Nikki)
Duff: Oh sweet mother of god...
Izzy: (Trying to call an ambulance)
Nikki: OW! YOU KNOCKED OUT A TOOTH!
Axl: LIVE AND LET DIE! I LIVE AND YOU DIE! (I'm listening to the song now :p)
Feed goes out because Axl smashed Nikki's head into the camera

Sorry this is short-ish...