Random Crack Fics of Wings of Fire, Guns N' Roses, & Mötley Crüe

Wings Of Fire and Guns N' Roses: Guns Of Destiny

For this one let's just pretend that dragons and scavengers can understand each other,

Clay: I FOUND 5 FLUFFY SCAVENGERS!
Glory: Fluffy?
Clay: Look! (Holding every member of Guns N' Roses)
Sunny: AWWWW! SO FLUFFY!
Axl: PUT ME DOWN! RIGHT NOW!
Tsunami: You forget the magic words...
Axl: Put me down before I rip all your scales off and shove them down your throat.
Tsunami: OH YOU WANNA GO!
Axl: YEAH I DO!
Tsunami: I CAN TAKE YOU DOWN!
Axl: Oh please, in 5 minutes you'll be six feet under!
Izzy: Axl shut up!
Axl: DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO, IZZY!
Duff: Woah, calm down Axl,
Steven: I like purple...
Clay: Here Sunny take him, (Gives Steven to Sunny)
Steven: Hi, I'm Steven!
Sunny: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! HE'S SO NICE! I'M SUNNY!
Clay: Starflight take this one
Izzy: MY NAME'S IZZY!
Starflight: Uh okay...
Izzy: Nice bandanna, but how do you see?
Starflight: I'm blind, this is a bandage,
Axl: NOT SO SMART NOW HUH IZZY!
Izzy: ...
Clay: Here take him (Gives Duff to Glory)
Glory: Nice face paint,
Duff: It's only eyeliner...
Glory: What's that?
Duff: (facepalm/Sigh)
Clay: Take her...
Axl: I'M A BOY!
Clay: Are you sure? You are wearing that thing that girl scavengers wear,
Axl: It's a KILT! NOT A SKIRT! YOU DRAGONS ARE STUPID!
Sunny: That's not very nice!
Steven: Yeah! Thanks Sunny! Most of the time Axl will just shout---
Axl: THE WORLD AINT A NICE PLACE!
Tsunami: YEAH! A WAR TOOK PLACE LITERALLY A YEAR AGO!
Axl: MAH INITIALS ARE WAR!
Tsunami: Really?
Axl: W. Axl Rose, W.A.R.
Glory: What's the "W" stand for?
Slash: Wi--(Interrupted by Axl)
Axl: SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!
Slash: (Smug smile)
Axl: Slash if you--
Slash: WILLIAM! AXL'S REAL NAME IS WILLIAM!
Axl: (So mad his face is red)
Duff: Ooh, Slash don't stand a chance...
Izzy: Run!
Izzy, Duff, and Slash are chased out by Axl,
Steven: Uhhhh...I'd better go...
Sunny: (Waving) BYEEEEEEEEE! STEEEEEEEVEN!
Glory: (Facepalm)

I know that ending sucked.