i'll always be around

group chat... diss track

yo yo yo it's your bro chlo,
i've got a story that i'd like to show.

you see there's this group chat,
they're just a bunch of hoes,

claiming to be wholesome,
while they're all just low.

first there's eleanor,
that kinky little shit,
she parades around spreading wholesomeness,
while she's really just a hypocrite.
she cries,
she lies,
i have a feeling i know how she dies !
alone.
(jk you'll die with kylee lol)
-eloquent

next comes kylee,
she'd like to see cole sprouse's big ol' dick,
el likes to hit her with the obey stick,
she claims she's pure,
but everyone knows that it ain't true,
so they just nod and go, "sure..."
MELODRAMA-

then we've got anni,
the baby of the bunch,
what are you twelve?
do you eat gurber's for lunch?
you start all of these stories,
but never commit,
the only thing you update,
is your spam,
that piece of shit !
(okay i feel a little bad after that)
goodnightsmoon

of course, we have to follow up with molly,
anni's other half,
the cheesehead from wisconsin,
i didn't even know if i should include you,
because you went and deleted kik!
all you ever talk about is dodie,
or anni,
do you ever think about anything beside-ie?
-themoonsong

next we have erin,
i can't even roast you,
because you're never active !
you refuse to believe that you came from a stork,
but we all know that, you really did !
i always act enthusiastic when you send us a message,
but i thought i'd tell you,
i couldn't care less-age.
(jk erin i really love you lol and wow that rhyme skill amirite)
dreamerunderskies

now i'll go to liv,
i decided to tell you,
just in case you'd like to know,
the only one who likes you,
is kylee... boo !
you're new,
you're always blue,
you're obsessed with that girl,
but i won't go as far to tell everyone who !
(hee hee)
-filipendulous

finally rosie,
couldn't forget you,
oh wait i could,
you're never ever active !
when you are, you're talking about dogs,
or complaining about school,
or taking about your wifi !
everyone says your dogs are cute,
but that's just a lie-fi.
(i'm kidding i love you and your dogs)
pitifulphan

ha, i almost forgot, last and definitely least, we've got pj.
you rat ass hoe,
you demon phannie,
all you do is make typo after typo,
that's only why everyone likes you.
booooo hooo,
you piss and moan,
all you ever do is get PONED.
that's right, i just owned you.
(omg that hurt ilysm)
planetpoetry

oh wait, i forgot, there's just one more.
that loser named chlo, she's such a hoe.
she complains about her life,
but there's nothing wrong,
she's annoying,
weird,
out of her mind,
i don't even know how people can deal with her crap.
she's pretty much the clingiest bitch you can find.
she's always begging for followers,
and spon after spon,
she's such a fake fan,
a poser,
a loser,
and yet she still manages to have friends.

HAHA THANKS EVERYONE I ACTUALLY LOVE EVERYONE THAT I JUST ROASTED AND NONE OF IT WAS TRUE EXCEPT FOR ELEANOR BEING KINKY !!!

I LOVE YOU ALL HAVE A GOOD NIGHT, I HOPE THIS MADE YOU LAUGH <3