~Random Sousei no Onmyouji~with One Shots. Need Some Volunteers For Ideas!

Finale XD

Wooop prepare to laugh (maybe??)

(3:00 A.M)

Cey: U two are lucky we didn't kill you...

Yuna: I want to kill them so bad..

Kazumi: me too..

Smakshi: me three

Kuro: *fainted*

Gris: why is kuro chan fainted again??

Cey: oh -_-;;

(Flashback)

Kuro: DIE YOU (Says nickname to tenma)

Tenma: WHY ARE YOU CALLING ME THAT??!!!

Kuro: BECAUSE IT SUITS YOU!!!

Kuro: *evil laughs while destroying everything*

-timeskip-

Kuro: Finally-i- got-to-torture-*fainted*

(Back to 3:01 A.M)

Gris: oh yeah...-_-

Cey: UNOMIYA TENMA!

Tenma: WHAT!

Cey: IF YOU EVER TRY TO DESTROY OUR OTP WE WILL COME BACK FOR YOU~! *Evil grins with the others*

Tenma: WHAT OTP!

All of us: SHIMAYU!

Tenma: Shimayu?

Cey: *punches him* BAKA!

Arima: I think its Shimon kun and Mayura's Chan...

Tenma: They're a ship? BWAHAH-

All of us: *death glares*

The both of them: *gulps*

Cey: AND TSUCHIMIKADO ARIMA!

Arima: Hai~

Cey: STOP BEING A PERVERT! LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ROKU!! AND UR TRYING TO MAKE SHIMON A PERVERT ASWELL?! HUH~?!

Arima: Roku is a pervert? XD

(Remember the episode where roku keeps a magazine full of bleh)

Cey: ANSWER ME!

Arima: HAI~

All of us: good!

(Present time 6:00 A.M)

Tenma: O_O I would never...

Arima: and how did we ended up on the sidewalk again and never slept for idk the whole night?

Tenma: they teleported us here and threw us like a bag of trash.

Arima: yeah...IM NEVER GOING TO MAKE ANYONE A PERVERT EVER AGAIN! 😱😱

Tenma: I STILL CANT BELIEVE I DESTROYED BIRD MARU AND KITTEN CHAN'S LOVE FOR ONE ANOTHER....its funny that they're a ship...

Cey hiding on the shadows: We will haunt you down~

Tenma: *gulps*

-someone is walking on the distance-

Arima: are they?

Tenma: O_O

Shimon: Arima sama? And Tenma? What are you two doing there injured?

Tenma: WAAAH BIRD MARU IM SORRY EVEN THO I DIDNT EVEN KNOW WHATBIS HAPPENING T-T

Roku: that's unlikely for Tenma San...

Arima: ROKY DONT EVER BE A PERVERT!

Mayura: SEE U ARE A PERVERT!

Benio: 😠😠🙅

Roku: w-what?!

Tenma: WHAT DID I DO TO DESTROY YOU AND KITTY CHAN'S SHIP!

Shimon and Mayura: eh?

Tenma: YOU TWO ARE A COUPLE AND WHAT DID I DO TO DESTROY THE SHIO CALLED "SHIMAYU"

Shimon: what the heck is he talking about...

Mayura: Tenma San you must be sick are you OK??

Tenma: I PROMISE I WOULD NEVER EVER TRY TO DESTROY A SHIP..

Cey: good~

Arima: O_O

Rokuro: who's there?

Benio: it must be my imagination that I heard someone...

Tenma: THE ONE WHO WANTED TO KILL ME!!! GIVE ME BACK MY DANGOES!

Cey: NEVER!

Roku: what the Tenma must be crazy...he is talking to himself..

Arima: *fainted*

Tenma: *fainted*

Roku: what just happened?

Shimon: Why are they acting all crazy?

Mayura: they must've hit their head so hard...

Benio: and they all are beaten all up...did they fought a basara or something??

Roku: Today is the weirdest day ever..

Mayura: yeah...

Shimon: agree.

Benio:should we call a ambulance or...

Roku: I rather not...that Perv might be planning something...

Shimon: And Tenma is just acting...probably.

Mayura: yeah probably -_-

Roku: well let's go!

Shimon: I'm not here to be bossed around!

Mayura: Shimon is all angry again 😑

Benio: I just want to eat ohagi....

The end

So....the four is here XD

And if tenma ever EVER TRIES TO DESTROY IT AGAIN...I WILL SHOW NO MERCY!

AND Lizzyvermillion...why😩😩😭😭😭

And just after I tortured Tenma...

.T-T.

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