THE WAREHOUSE HOTLINE

|3|: What's Your Name?

"Welcome to the Warehouse Hotline. How can I make your day even more evil?"

"It's me."

"You're going to have to be more specific."

"The girl who called two minutes ago."

"Again. More specific."

"The fridge girl."

"Oh, it's you." 

"Why did you hang up?"

"I haven't only got to attend to your services only."

"Right, sorry. Forgot this was a hotline."

"I wanted to ask you a question."

"Depends on what it is."

"What's your name?"

"Can't answer that."

"And why is that?"

"The main and sole purpose of this hotline is to be anonymous and by giving away your name is the first step of not being anonymous."

"Oh, well, right. I just wanted to say thank you, for helping me."

"Don't mention it. Have an evil day."

And the phone went dead.