Dwagons

The Makeover

Hiccup sighed dreamily as he watched his crush, Astrid Hofferson walk down the hallway. 

He had had a crush on her since the first grade when she shoved him into the mud pit on the playground. Of course, he didn't know it back then, but that's when it all started.

"Uh, H? You gonna stop daydreaming and actually ask her out?" Hiccup's best friend, Tuffnut asked, snapping Hiccup put of his trance.

Hiccup shook his head. "No way, Tuff. She's not into guys like me."

His cousin, Snotlout nudged him. "Sure she is. It's totally not the fact that you're a complete wuss."

His friends all snickered. 

"But it's true! I've looked at all of her past boyfriends."

Camicazi let out a cough that sounded a lot like "Stalker!"

Hiccup turned red. "Am not!" he whined. "Anyway, they all have a certain personality and look. Bad boys."

Fishlegs, Tuffnut, Ruffnut, Camicazi, and Snotlout all exchanged looks. 

"Has it ever occurred to you, that the reason why she's broken up with all of her boyfriends is because she's not into bad boys?" Fishlegs asked.

Hiccup chuckled and shook his head as he closed his locker.. "Fishlegs, Fishlegs, my friend, why would Astrid keep dating bad boys if she's not into them?"

The group all face palmed as they began to walk to lunch.

Ruffnut shook her head. "Hiccup, how about you just go up to her and be yourself? If she doesn't like you for you, then, well, sucks for you. But if she does, then, well, you'll have the girl of your dreams. Easy as pie." 

Hiccup shook his head violently as he sat down on the school field with his lunch. "No way! I can't talk to Astrid! I'm not rebel enough! I look like a complete dweeb!"

Tuffnut and Snotlout exchanged evil grins.

"Hey, coz, why not just make the change? I mean, we can help you out with that kind of thing, you know." Snotlout said evilly.

Hiccup pondered this for a second. "Alright, I'll go along with whatever plan you guys have." he said suspiciously.

Ruffnut and Camicazi looked at each other with exasperated looks.

"Alright, we're in too." Camicazi said, looking at the boys. "We can't have," she tried hard not to laugh. "'Rebel Hiccup' get to out of control, he might throw the bottle away instead of recycling it!" she said before bursting out laughing along with the rest of the group.

"Oh, come on, guys! I don't abide by the rules that much!"

That earned our hero more than a few raised eyebrows.

Hiccup looked around his friends and sighed. "Alright! Fine! I guess I am a totally rule-abiding dweeb. We'll fix that, hopefully."

The group tried to hold in their laughter.

"I said hopefully!"

•••

"Snotlout, are you sure that this is a good idea?" Hiccup moaned as his cousin rummaged through the untouched parts of his closet.

Snotlout only continued to rummage.

Hiccup sighed heavily. "Why why why did I agree to this? I should've just stayed in the shadows and died alone! That would've been a great idea! But oh, nooooo! I had to agree to the idea of becoming a bad boy!"

Camicazi walked up and put a hand on her childhood friend's shoulder. "Listen, H, you know you could just go talk to her, and avoid dying alone, and all of this, right?"