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NOTAMOUSE
I just finished packing to go to Atlanta and fUCK IM GONNA MISS MY GOOD BOY BANJO SO MUCH
on a totally unrelated topic; the airline can't stop me from buying my son his own ticket for the flight, can they ?? I need the answer asap it's for a science project
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username1 what

username2 referring to your dog as your child? I strongly relate ngl

cocalola oh sure I can't come but you'll let banjo go with you

username3 what the hell kinda science project do kids do these days

username4 when u love ur dog more than u love ur legit childhood friend, same

notamouse sorry do I know you? cocalola

imsebastianstan ouch that's gotta sting cocalola notamouse idk how Chris puts up with such a rude ass for a girlfriend

notamouse okay but I legit DON'T know you pal imsebastianstan

username5 ah I love to see new cast mates getting along !!

username6 she only got announced this morning and she already packed tf

tomholland2013 marvel work in mysterious ways, don't question it username6

username7 apparently Stan lee does cameos in films, and the mcu cast do cameos in Instagram comments

username8 but wait if she dates Chris don't they all already know her anyway?? surely they'd be friends username7

username9 oh sweetie no username8

anthonymackie ha I saw ur costume and ur gonna die wearing it in hotlanta, good luck notamouse

notamouse how -- what -- I haven't even seen a sKETCH of my costume, why have you seen it??

anthonymackie Chris sent me a picture when he went in for a costume fitting yesterday, lmao, ur legit gonna die in the heat notamouse

cocalola when your really real bf sends pictures of your costume to his buds but not you sIGH true love is fake after all

username10 ill volunteer to look after ur good boy whilst you're in Atlanta

notamouse no username10

username11 Chris Evans loves dogs, Minnie Clayton loves dogs, Chris Evans and Minnie Clayton love each other; it's meant to be

notamouse that is some foolproof logic right there my friend, you're the type of person they need working for E!Online username11

imsebastianstan that must have stung even more ouch x2

username12 can Chris get Instagram pls

robertdowneyjr he likes to use my account to stalk people instead username12

username13 honestly sounds abt right

username14 does Minnie legit only have one friend??

cocalola yes, bc I'm the only one she needs?? username14

notamouse you mean you're needy for all of my attention so I don't have time for anyone else cocalola

cocalola also yes notamouse

username15 I'm sorry why does anyone care about a relationship that isn't happening between Chris and Minnie whEN HER HOUSE HAS VIEWS LIKE THAT OUTTA THE WINDOW FUCK, DATE ME INSTEAD notamouse

notamouse are u captain america tho username15

username15 can neither confirm nor deny notamouse

notamouse damn

username16 when you match your clothes to your dog bc ur that committed as a dog mom

notamouse I only wear black bc then u can't see the ridiculous amount of dog fur that banjo sheds onto me username16

username17 I ! can't ! wait ! for ! civil ! war !

username18 lmao u mean avengers 2.5 username17

username19 uh oh it's starting already hiss hiss

username20 I bet the cast have a gc that i'D KILL TO BE IN

notamouse just remember, murder is only illegal if you get caught username20

username21 a wonderful role model for all the children who admire her ^ 🙃

cocalola mrs Carr is that you ?? username21