DIVE [1; CHRIS EVANS]

LIV.

54. GROUPCHAT

ANTHONY
GUYS

TOM
Mackie no

SEBASTIAN
Mackie yES

ANTHONY
omg u all need to get in there

CHRIS
what why

ANTHONY
ohouehoho

MINNIE
abt to tell us something tom doesn't want u to ?? I'm in !

TOM

ROBERT
this better be good

ANTHONY
I've been howling with laughter for the best part of an hour

TOM
give me death

SEBASTIAN
the anticipation is killing me here

LIZZIE
are you gonna make the kid cry again, Anthony?

ANTHONY
again ?? why didn't I know there was a first time

TOM

MINNIE
im living and idk even know what ur gonna say yet

TOM
my New Years resolution is to make new friends that don't ruin my life

SEBASTIAN
hahaha gone 1

MINNIE
since when were we your FRIENDS lmao

CHRIS
c'mon Mackie what dirt have u got for us today

ANTHONY
so apparently tom did something to embarrass his friend harrison and harrison (my official favourite person in life) wanted some petty revenge on tom so he sent me some screenshots of a conversation him and tom had in like uuUUuuuUUUuuh may

LIZZIE
may was a big month for us all he couldve said so many different things

TOM
I beg of u to end my suffering before it hath truly begun