DIVE [1; CHRIS EVANS]

VII.

07. INSTAGRAM

NOTAMOUSE
how late night texts with my boy got me feeling 😩👏
170.7K LIKES 4.4K COMMENTS

username1 what a cutie, I'm --

username2 who's ur boy though

notamouse ask e!online bc they know more abt my life than I do username2

username3 so shady, I'm feeling a little chilly over here

username4 put some pants on

notamouse don't own any, sorry mate username4

imsebastianstan why does it look like you're in a barn??

notamouse bc my property has a converted barn ?? imsebastianstan

imsebastianstan oh ok fair enough notamouse

username5 why do you look like ur 12?

notamouse sorry friend, I think you're confusing me with tomholland2013

tomholland2013 i'M EIGHTEEN notamouse

robertdowneyjr the more you yell it, the less people believe it, bud tomholland2013

cocalola but ur username says u were born in 2013 so consider me confused tomholland2013

tomholland2013 gonna go cry myself to sleep

notamouse sounds fun ((((: tomholland2013

username6 why are they cyberbullying a child

username7 he's not a child hES EIGHTEEN !1!!1!!11!1 username6

username8 crying bc Chris doesn't have instagram

username9 am confused is chrinnie real or not

notamouse chrinnie sounds like an ancient knitting technique I hate you imsebastianstan

username10 whO ARE YOU PLAYING IN CIVIL WAR ??

notamouse captain America's shield username10

username11 gotta protect ur mans, I get u notamouse

username12 what the fuck

username13 how does that picture even represent a feeling

username14 when you're so extra that you take a picture of a picture that you took

elizabetholsenofficial you and I remember the conversation in the gc very different, I'm sure 99.9% of it was tom crying and not the chrinnie contENT THAT I WANT

notamouse can everyone stop saying chrinnie I'll pay real money to whoever comes up with a better name for me and chris

imsebastianstan no dice notamouse chrinnie stAYS

username15 wait but is the relationship even real or no

imsebastianstan are any of us real or no username15

notamouse now is not the time for an existential crisis, my dearest colleague imsebastianstan

imsebastianstan sorry can't hear you over the sound of cold harsh cruel reality ((if reality even exists, myb it's just a concept who knows ???)

robertdowneyjr okay let's confine being messy to the gc, not in public, son imsebastianstan

imsebastianstan how about I confine me being a mess to a special seb space in downey village robertdowneyjr

robertdowneyjr no imsebastianstan

notamouse can I have my own corner for crafts robertdowneyjr

robertdowneyjr you got it notamouse

imsebastianstan I quit

tomholland2013 okay bye u won't be missed meANIE imsebastianstan