DIVE [1; CHRIS EVANS]

LV.

55. TEXTS

MINNIE
hey wanna make Tom cry

CHRIS
always !!

CHRIS
what were you thinking of?

MINNIE
well seeing as you and Dodger spend so much time at my place I was wondering if you maybe wanna leave a toothbrush

MINNIE
and a spare food bowl for Dodger

MINNIE
and idk like myb most of your clothes

MINNIE
and important possessions

MINNIE
or whatever

CHRIS
so you're asking me if I wanna move in?

MINNIE
no no

MINNIE
just put most of your things in my house and stay over most (every) nights

MINNIE
to make Tom cry by taking a serious step forward w/ his childhood crush

MINNIE
if you wanted to

CHRIS
idk that sounds an awful lot like us moving in together to me

MINNIE

MINNIE
is that a —

MINNIE
is that a yes

CHRIS

CHRIS
you know it

MINNIE

CHRIS
only to make Tom cry though ofc

MINNIE
of course

MINNIE
I wouldn't have it be any other way

CHRIS

CHRIS
yeeeeeet

MINNIE

CHRIS
I'm so excited

MINNIE
and you just can't hide it?

CHRIS
idk what you mean I have an excellent poker face and I excel at acting if I wanted to hide it i could

MINNIE
but?

CHRIS
bUt I don't wanna hide it

MINNIE
look @ us

MINNIE
with our very real relationship, getting all settled down

MINNIE
we're great I love us

CHRIS
me too aHhhhHhHh

MINNIE
that being said if u ever use a meme of Sebastian again in relation to our relationship I'll be leaving the country

CHRIS
okay that's pretty justified

CHRIS
but he did sort of get us talking to one another && came up with the fake dating plan that brought us together

CHRIS
so u could go as far as to see he's partially responsible for us being where we are now

MINNIE
if time travel is ever figured out I'm gonna go back in time and stop u from ever typing out those messages

CHRIS
what a waste of time travel smh

MINNIE
why what would you do

CHRIS
go back in time and tell kid Chris that he's gonna be captain America when he grows up

MINNIE
lAME

CHRIS
hope u enjoy me crying myself to sleep on our first night as a moved in couple

MINNIE
hope you enjoy sleeping on the couch

CHRIS
ouch

CHRIS
ur breaking my heart here

MINNIE
that's a shame

MINNIE
dude also I forgot to tell u that I got ahead of myself last night and maybe kinda booked a moving van for next weekend

MINNIE
so u better get packing, Mr. America, we've got steps to take and moves to make