DIVE [1; CHRIS EVANS]

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49. INSTAGRAM

NOTAMOUSE
idk who you paid millions to to get them to deliver flowers to me on Christmas Eve, but thank you so so much ❤️
TAGGED; CHRISEVANS
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username1 Minnie wears glasses I didn't know I needed this information until today

elizabetholsenofficial you can genuinely see the smile in your eyes heoiuhygtfrd

notamouse I'm pretty damn cute, ik ik elizabetholsenofficial

username2 okay calm down, being humble is good too notamouse

notamouse uh no? I look good and I know it username2

imsebastianstan sorry I'm amused bc her eyebrows line up with the frames of your specs and thats all I can focus on rn notamouse

notamouse that was my entire reason for buying them, obviously imsebastianstan

imsebastianstan I'm glad; you just went up in my estimations notamouse

notamouse wow I can die happy now imsebastianstan

username4 their friendship !! is !! both !! horrific !! and !! wonderful !!

tomholland2013 what the hell kind of flowers are those

notamouse BEAUTIFUL AMAZING FANTASTIC FLOWERS FROM THE LIGHT OF MY LIFE SHUT UP tomholland2013

cocalola imagine if ur significant other was romantic like this instead of waking u up at 3am to show u a funny vines she found wow 

elizabetholsenofficial that is the HEIGHT of romance, don't u dare make it seem as though u don't think it's brilliant cocalola

cocalola uninterrupted sleep is brilliant elizabetholsenofficial

elizabetholsenofficial you laughed at peanut butter baby for 86 seconds but okay be like that cocalola

username5 we wish you a chrinnie christmas and a lizola new year

 chrisevans I had to take out a hefty last minute loan with a 3598% interest rate to secure delivery but this picture alone has been worth it! notamouse

username6 wow what a guy

notamouse cAN I CALL YOU LATER AND BABBLE INCOHERENTLY ABT HOW GREAT YOU ARE chrisevans

chrisevans ABSO-ROOTIN'-TOOTIN'-LUTELY notamouse

anthonymackie this would be cute except my kids seem to have eaten 7 pounds each of gingerbread and are not erratically making snow angels and I'm mildly concerned but ignoring it

notamouse only 7 pounds ?? WEAK anthonymackie

username7 there's no snow on the ground so I won't accept that it's christmas 

imsebastianstan it's chrinniemas though username7

notamouse all I want for Christmas is for a 48 hour social media silence from you imsebastianstan

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OUTGOING CALL TO CHRIS

connecting

"hey you"

"happy birthday!"

"it is. a happy birthday, I mean"

"good, I'm glad"

"you don't even understand, I woke up and didn't expect much at all of today but then you sent me flowers for my birthday even though I never mentioned it to you, and sent me the most fucking beautiful necklace I've ever seen and I don't ever care about my birthday but everyone in my life, our friends and family, have made me really feel like celebrating it this year"

"it's all thanks to Lola, honestly. if she wouldn't have told half of us, barely any of this would have happened"

"oh trust me, she's already had more than her fair share of disgustingly happy Minnie today, and you'll get your turn properly later, but me and the kids are taking a break between decorating gingerbread houses and watching old Christmas Day videos, so I decided I'd call quickly, just to let you know that you've helped make today so so brilliant"

"I didn't know it was possible to actually hear the smile in someone's voice until just now, you know?"

"my cheeks ache, but I can't stop wearing this big stupid grin. I think twenty six is going to be the best year of my life yet"

"really?"

"if today alone is anything to go by, absolutely"