DIVE [1; CHRIS EVANS]

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10. GROUPCHAT

TOM
it's so early

TOM
it's so so early

CHRIS
well done on telling the time, champ

TOM
I'm sensing sarcasm

MINNIE
I'm sensing that I need to go back to sleep immediately goodnight

SEBASTIAN
you signed a contract wake up we have much to discuss

ROBERT
ah waking up in downey village is lovely, I must tell you

SEBASTIAN
we all have hotel rooms

SEBASTIAN
you don't even sleep on set

SEBASTIAN
... do you?

LIZZIE
well you're never going to downey village so I guess you'll never know, Seb

MINNIE
what a real shame

SEBASTIAN
cyberbullying is illegal

MINNIE
I don't even have access to the internet idk what you mean

SEBASTIAN
you have iMessage

CHRIS
nah she definitely doesn't

SEBASTIAN
we ALL have iMessage

SEBASTIAN
it's how we're talking right now

TOM
no ?? it's not ??

MINNIE
wow tom you just killed it

TOM
I was joining in? Group participation

ROBERT
you tried, bud

ANTHONY
lmao have you seen buzzfeed this morning

MINNIE
nope, I got to the hotel after my flight and feel straight to sleep, this is the first time I've been on my phone since

LIZZIE
did you know that someone posted a fake engagement notice in a London newspaper for you guys

SEBASTIAN
me and Robert are having a summer wedding? nice

LIZZIE
or you know, Chris and Minnie, whatever

CHRIS
that makes zero sense, neither of us are even from London

MINNIE
I mean, my mom was before she met my dad, but that's about it

TOM
wow I'm your common connection to London ahh !!

CHRIS
no

MINNIE
double no

SEBASTIAN
you know what

MINNIE
what

SEBASTIAN
I'm inVESTED IN CHRINNIE

ROBERT
so that's sticking then

MINNIE
no it definitely is not

CHRIS
gotta admit it's growing on me

MINNIE
um how ??