DIVE [1; CHRIS EVANS]

IX.

09. INSTAGRAM + TEXTS

NOTAMOUSE
if you listen hard enough you can hear me screaming in pain because I had to get up at 4am to make my flight
(photo credit to my 7 year old sister who's already more talented than u)
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username1 big mood

username2 big bad mood username1

username3 the bIGGEST mood username2

notamouse the biggest baddest mood username3

username4 I want those shorts

notamouse theft is illegal username4

username5 why is her reflection not in the mirror

imsebastianstan I'm not saying Minnie's a vampire, but Minnie's a vampire username5

username6 does this mean you're flying to Atlanta to film civil war??

notamouse nah just a vacation username6

username7 who owns a white sofa

cocalola I know you want this to be an 'aesthetic' thing but it just looks bad quality and it's deeply upsetting sorry notamouse

username8 why doesn't Chris have instagram

robertdowneyjr bECAUSE I USE ROBERT'S username8 all the fun and none of the mess

username9 what role are you playing??

notamouse idk I'm not an actress and have never played a role in my life username9

username10 I don't hear screaming but I do hear harmonica music notamouse

notamouse ah you must be on the wrong frequency, try again username10

username11 awe Minnie's not gonna see Banjo for weeks now :((

cocalola pls no she just stopped crying username11

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MINNIE
wow can you believe I just bawled like a baby in the middle of a very public airport

CHRIS
good morning to you too

MINNIE
oop

MINNIE
that was meant for Lola

CHRIS
ah I see the confusion. Chris and Lola are very similar in spelling and pronunciation

MINNIE
I couldn't see properly through mY TEARS okay

CHRIS
hmMm sounds kinda fake but alright

MINNIE
me when tom says he's eighteen

CHRIS
he says he's gonna show you his driver's license when you get on set

MINNIE
you guys are already there?

CHRIS
no?? He said it in the GC

MINNIE
ah I have it muted

MINNIE
too bad 🤷‍♀️

CHRIS
don't tell Seb he'll cry

MINNIE
what's that? Definitely tell Sebastian? Watch him cry? Done deal.

CHRIS
eH

CHRIS
he does something very close to the kim kardashian crying face when he cries, it's pretty great

MINNIE
Brb

CHRIS
why?

MINNIE
I have a story to sell to e!online abt the fact that captain America is a kardashian fan

CHRIS
iM NOT

MINNIE
liars yell

CHRIS
I don't even know who the cashdashsons are ??

MINNIE
sure you don't

MINNIE
I believe you

CHRIS
I only use tHE MEMES

MINNIE
I ;) believe ;) you ;) 100% ;) percent ;)

CHRIS
this is rude

CHRIS
I feel attacked

MINNIE
u should be used to it by now long term boyfriend of 6 months

CHRIS
wow and you didn't even get me a present for our anniversary 😪

MINNIE
I am gift enough

CHRIS
idk a Rolex seems nicer

MINNIE
I mean how would you ever afford a Rolex is someone else didn't buy you one

CHRIS
haven't a clue

MINNIE
gtg my dad just texted me and I'm ready to ugly cry in public again

CHRIS
have fun with that !!

MINNIE
thanks for ur support honey, luv u xoxo

AUTHOR'S NOTE; wow 2 things in one chapter, I'm really pushing the boat out here ur welcome