DIVE [1; CHRIS EVANS]

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05. TEXTS

UNKNOWN
hello who is this

MINNIE
hello anon

MINNIE
how about you tell me who you are instead

UNKNOWN
I asked you first

MINNIE
I asked you second

UNKNOWN
and?

MINNIE
and?

UNKNOWN
parroting is fun

MINNIE
who are you for real though

UNKNOWN
issa me

MINNIE
??

UNKNOWN
your boy's boy

MINNIE
oh yES I know exactly who you are now !!

UNKNOWN
I'm detecting sarcasm?

MINNIE
it's amazing what the human brain can do even when it has limited capacity

UNKNOWN
ouch x3

MINNIE
Sebastian Stan is that you?

UNKNOWN
aYe yOU GOT ME, MINNIE

MINNIE
how the fuck did you get my number

SEBASTIAN
I got it from Mackie

MINNIE
who got if from?

SEBASTIAN
okay this is long and complex but I think I remember it right

MINNIE
well I'm mildly concerned

SEBASTIAN
I got it from Mackie, who got it from Robert, who got it from Tom Holland, who got it from Elizabeth, who got it from Lola

MINNIE
Lola as in my ex-best friend Lola?

SEBASTIAN
what why huh I thought you guys were still friends

MINNIE
we were until she started handing out my number like candy on halloween

SEBASTIAN
what in fresh hell

MINNIE
you guys are all weird af

MINNIE
does everyone in the mcu have my number now or something because it seems like it

SEBASTAIN
uh pretty much yeah I think so

MINNIE
nice

MINNIE
now we move onto the 'why' aspect of this conversation

SEBASTIAN
the chain that had to happen for me to get your number was exhausting

MINNIE
not really you could've gotten it straight from Lola or Lizzie tbh