DIVE [1; CHRIS EVANS]

XXVIII.

28. GROUPCHAT

SEBASTIAN
im eating out at a restaurant by myself and people are staring at me like they're judging me for it being just me

SEBASTIAN
im so lonely

SEBASTIAN
show me some love

MINNIE
I'll pass

LIZZIE
no thanks

TOM
I'd rather not

ANTHONY
lame

ROBERT
sorry I'm too busy

SEBASTIAN
myb Chris will love me

CHRIS
don't go pinning all your hopes on me, bud

CHRIS
or like any of them, for that matter

SEBASTIAN
when did we switch from attacking tom to attacking me

MINNIE
when you started deserving it more

TOM
!!!!!!

ANTHONY
huh would you look at that, it's like tim is trying to tip the scales back in his direction

TOM
you know guys I miss my quality daily chrinnie content

ROBERT
why does that word still exist

LIZZIE
hey the internet's claimed it, there's nothing we can do to change it now

MINNIE
but it's so ugly

CHRIS
our ?? relationship ?? isn't ?? ugly ??

MINNIE
I mean ofc it isn't I mean have you seen the both of us !!!

MINNIE
the name however needs to burn

CHRIS
idk it's kinda growing on me

MINNIE
brb throwing up

MINNIE
wait no that can wait lemme trash talk Peter Parkour real quick

TOM
I've been silent for the past like five minutes

MINNIE
ik but I thought of a good one so deal with it

TOM
fine

MINNIE
u know what Chris bb ??

CHRIS
what is it I-dont-know-ur-real-name

MINNIE
it's funny that tom misses us bc I haven't missed him one bit

TOM
what abt like half a bit

MINNIE
not even

TOM
a quarter ??

MINNIE
not one (1) bit

TOM
TWO BITS ??

ANTHONY
stop trying

TOM
wow guys new record we lasted 19 days without you making me cry myself to sleep !!