DIVE [1; CHRIS EVANS]

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CHRISEVANS
sorry imsebastianstan but you're no longer the cutest co-star I've ever had
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username1 fuKCUEFHIWB

username2 'relationship drama' my ass, stICK THAT IN YOUR PIPE AND SMOKE IT E!NEWS

username3 if you listen hard enough you can hear seb sobbing in his trailer somewhere

imsebastianstan close, but I'm in the bathroom of Denny's username3

username4 shut up seb jUST LOOK AT HER SMILE ?? SHE'S CLEARLY CUTER THAN YOU? DON'T EVEN ACT SURPRISED, SON

username5 the fact that seb USED to be the cutest co-star Chris has ever had?? eXCUSE ME, HAVE YOU SEEN TOM HOLLAND

anthonymackie tom holland? we only know a Tim username5

username6 I bet they have a gc

elizabetholsenofficial fun fact; if you get bored of Chris, I'm down to date, hmu notamouse

cocalola what about our late night phone calls?? I am hURT ?? elizabetholsenofficial

cocalola save me a stall in the bathroom of tears imsebastianstan

username7 wait what has another ship crept onto this horizon or

imsebastianstan aLL THESE 'SHIPPERS' ARE FAKE FANS I BET THEY'VE NEVER EVEN BEEN ON A BOAT IN THEIR LIVES pSHT

robertdowneyjr you told me just this morning that you get sea sick imsebastianstan

imsebastianstan I told you that in confidence but whatever robert robertdowneyjr

tomholland2013 wait so you're not gonna give me photo credit for the photo I actually did take ??? okay

username8 hush down this isn't ur moment sweaty tomholland2013

username9 what I wouldn't give to be those sunglasses

username10 what the fuck username9

username11 can we have an official statement yet or a red carpet event together plEASE, I need it for my blood pressure

notamouse idk that seems kinda fake username11

notamouse damn I have so many heart memes I wanna send u but u posted on Instagram so I can't sIGH chrisevans

username12 onions have layers, ogres have layers, and apparently I have layers too bc for the first time since my birth I'm crying

chrisevans I worry a lot about the comments that people leave

notamouse for valentines day make me a collage of the most disturbing ones on a t-shirt please chrisevans

chrisevans tbh most of them are from seb notamouse

imsebastianstan *pretends to be shocked* chrisevans

username13 they're probably all at denny's together sat around a table (besides Sebastian, who's wallowing in self pity in the bathroom, asking the dirty mirror who is the fairest of them all) ignoring each other irl so they can reply to each other's Instagram comments instead

tomholland2013 technically you're not wrong username13 we had to use 2 tables though, bc Chris's shoulders are too broad for us to all fit into one

username14 I believe it tomholland2013

username15 is that an eNGAGEMENT RING??

notamouse the only circular metal objects on my person in this picture are my fucking earrings, what in heck username15

username16 they have matching shoes ?? i'M SICKENED ??

AUTHOR'S NOTE; was too lazy to smudge out the tattoos on the arms of the manip so pls ignore their existence, otherwise I'm pretty damn proud of the manip !! don't steal or I'll steal ur loved ones !!