DIVE [1; CHRIS EVANS]

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41. TWITTER

↳ HOLY!WOODNEWS #chrinnieisoverparty click the link in our description to discover the truth behind the hashtag! 

↳ HOLY!WOODNEWS the rumours are true! click the link in our description, and head on over to the cold! hard! facts! that prove that the age of chrinnie has finished! 

↳ HOLY!WOODSNEWS Minnie Clayton appears to have moved on already, from former fling Chris Evans if these pictures are to be believed!

↳ HOLY!WOODNEWS but don't worry about Chris too much guys, all is well! it would appear that the good captain has moved on to better things, too, after being spotted getting rather cosy with one of his co-stars

  ↳  MINNIECLAY did you guys wake up one day and decide that you were journalists? because there isn't an ounce of credibility or genuine training in site holy!woodnews

    ↳ HOLY!WOODNEWS we'd be happy to take a quote from you on the situation, if you'd like to set the record straight? minnieclay

↳ MINNIECLAY sorry guys I'm struggling to comprehend the mind numbing stupidity in my mentions today, think I may need to lay down and process the amount of bullshit I'm seeing

↳ MINNIECLAY just to clarify, the guy that holy!woodnews have pictures me with, and have labelled as my 'mystery man' is my eighteen year old brother, I took him out earlier today to celebrate him getting a job offer, and we got ambushed by paps lkmjnhbugvyfcrdtx

↳ MINNIECLAY I'd also like to take this opportunity to point out that the world is full of busy people, a lack of interaction online between them does not indicate a falling out; please remember that we don't only use public social media platforms to communicate (((:

↳ LOLARAMIREZ hey holy!woodnews just a thought maybe famous couples struggle to maintain healthy relationships because shitty tabloids like you put them under constant scrutiny and pull rumours out of the ass crack of no where

↳ USERNAME1 #holy!woodnewsisoverparty get it trending folks!

↳ USERNAME2 #holy!woodnewsisoverparty

↳ TOMHOLLAND1996 #holy!woodnewsisoverparty

↳ CHRISEVANS hey, just a quick consideration: actors have to get 'cosy with their co-stars' when it requires you to do so for a scene as stated in script!! maybe think about that before spreading out of context photos! holy!woodnews

  ↳ CHRISEVANS or at least next time, go to the effort of cropping out the cameras and crew surrounding the two actors, you know, just an idea !!1!!!11 holy!woodnews

↳ USERNAME3 well would u look at that I wanted a cup of tea but it'd appear it's been spilled all over everywhere!!

↳ USERNAME4 two actors: do their jobs tabloids: omg !! what a scandal !! 

↳ MINNIECLAY here's an idea, how about you report on the actually important events that are going on in the world? use your platform to promote good causes, and bring light to the bad that needs resolving? how about you stop being lazy, and doing what will get you the most likes, and try to make a change in the world? holy!woodnews

↳ MINNIECLAY I know that I'm far from perfect in that regard, but at least I'm going to start trying, Chris has taught me a lot recently, including how important it is that I start using what I have at my disposal to help as much as I can holy!woodnews

↳ MINNIECLAY after neglecting to do so with the wonderful platform I've been given, I'm going to start making a conscious effort to use it for something much more meaningful than adding fuel to your fire from now on holy!woodnews have a nice day, assholes

AUTHOR'S NOTE: what's that did someone say major character development is under way ??