DIVE [1; CHRIS EVANS]

XXIV.

24. TEXTS

MINNIE
so you're free Wednesday, right?

LOLA
I'm scared but I wanna say yes

MINNIE
excellent !

LOLA
... I'm probs gonna regret asking you this

LOLA
but why

MINNIE
oh that's not important just yet

LOLA
I'm concerned, Banjo is concerned, too

MINNIE
my GOOD BOY

MINNIE
how is he ?? crying himself to sleep every night bc he misses me ?? is he eating ?? sleeping ?? is he getting all of his walks ??

LOLA
he keeps waiting by the front door at your dad's house for you, every time I show up to pick him up, he gets all excited because he thinks you're gonna be with me

LOLA
not gonna lie, I tear up every time

MINNIE
I'm such a bad dog mom

MINNIE
my poor son

LOLA
when I pick you up from the airport I'm gonna bring him in the car with me

MINNIE
please do

MINNIE
a reunion for the history books

MINNIE
film it so that I can watch it back every morning when I wake up and every night before I fall to sleep

LOLA
why are we friends

LOLA
more importantly how do you have Chris evans calling you cute

LOLA
has he been exposed to the messy side of yourself yet

MINNIE
mate, it's the only side I have

LOLA
no no, you have sleep and caffeine deprived Minnie, too

MINNIE
oh sure bc I'm not a mess then at all

LOLA
valid point

MINNIE
also, real quick, what's your passport number

LOLA
there we go

MINNIE
okay so thing is I miss you a lot

LOLA
you come home on Friday, though

MINNIE
two days longer is a very long time

MINNIE
are you telling me that you don't miss me enough to come see me, woW

LOLA
depends who's paying for my flight

MINNIE
why do you think I'm asking for your passport number, dummy

LOLA
maybe you're a robot come to scam me