DIVE [1; CHRIS EVANS]

VIII.

08. TEXTS

LOLA
woAH

LOLA
give a girl wARNING NEXT TIME

MINNIE
who what where when why

LOLA
you spoke to Chris??

MINNIE
lmao yeah

LOLA
but you're not freaking out?

MINNIE
no, he's just a human being

LOLA
um no ?? he's captain america

MINNIE
he plays* captain america there's a difference

LOLA
mhm sure there is

MINNIE
smh separate actors from their characters, c'mon, it's weird

LOLA
fine fine

LOLA
but dude since when did Chris have your number?

MINNIE
hMM I woNDER hOW muLtIPLe MCU ActOrS ENdeD Up WitH My NumbER

LOLA
why are you taking that tone with me young lady

MINNIE
wHy ArE yOu TaKiNg ThAt ToNe WiTh Me YoUnG lAdY

LOLA
I don't get it

MINNIE
are you sure

LOLA
yeah

LOLA
oh

LOLA
OH

LOLA
nvm I get you now

LOLA
whoopsies?

MINNIE
what defence do you have to offer to the court for your actions

LOLA
I mean Elizabeth Olsen asked me for something, I was hardly abt to say no ??

MINNIE
I hate you

LOLA
besides how was I to know she'd pass it on to Chris

MINNIE
you didn't even ask why she wanted it?

LOLA
nah I was too busy thinking about how pretty her face is

MINNIE
what a mess

LOLA
so was it just Chris that you spoke to or?

MINNIE
nah, seb messaged me first then added me to a gc with the chain of people who now have my number

LOLA
nICE

LOLA
you should totally add me to that chat seeing as I'm technically part of the chain

MINNIE
no

LOLA
wdym no

MINNIE
no

LOLA
you neVER LET ME DO ANYTHING

MINNIE
shut up the only reason I'm sticking with it is because they all know each other apart from spidey tom and have worked together in the cast so I reckon it'd be pretty awkward to rock up to set when I've only ever met robert

LOLA
wHEN DID YOU MEET ROBERT WHAT THE FUCK

MINNIE
oh yeah never told you; that weekend when I flew out of town for a 'museum tour' I was screen-testing for the role oops

LOLA
you're pure shit at keeping secrets though?

MINNIE
my biggest secret of all is that I'm actually excellent at keeping secrets

LOLA
that sounds so extremely fake

MINNIE
9-1-1 I'm being attacked

LOLA
I don't even know why we're friends

MINNIE
bc neither of us were very good at making friends as children so fell together by default, duh

LOLA
im a social butterfly idk what you mean

MINNIE
sure you are

LOLA
anyways lets not drag the good Lola name through the mud, instead, let's discuss your favourite topic of conversation

MINNIE
myself?

LOLA
yep

LOLA
who are you actually playing in civil war, bc we never discussed this?

MINNIE
it's a secret

LOLA
legit tell me

MINNIE
legit no

LOLA
all I ever am is nice and lovely and kind to you and this is the thanks I get

MINNIE
I want to tell you so badly but I signed a contract so I genuinely can't yet unless I want marvel to take legal action against me

LOLA
as if

MINNIE
seriously, my agent got a lawyer to read over it before I signed it

LOLA
holy shit, marvel don't fuck about

MINNIE
not in the slightest

LOLA
but like one teeny tiny hint can't hurt, surely?

MINNIE
no comment

LOLA
jUST A CLUE PLEASE

MINNIE
no can do

LOLA
do you get to kiss anyone

MINNIE
can neither confirm or deny

LOLA
do you get a cool costume

MINNIE
no, Mackie says its going to be very hot when I wear it

LOLA
what the what

MINNIE
as in I'll be sweating buckets, not as in I'll look a++

MINNIE
I'm 99.9% sure that I'm gonna look like an idiot in it if the sketches I've been shown or anything to go by

LOLA
hA THAT'S A CLUE YOU NUGGET

MINNIE
oh would you look at that my flight's boarding gtg speak to you never

LOLA
your flight isn't until tomorrow ??

MINNIE
time is but a concept g'bye

AUTHOR'S NOTE; don't u like how Chris has had abt three lines in his own fic