DIVE [1; CHRIS EVANS]

XLVII.

47. GROUPCHAT

CHRIS
it seems fitting that you're so into Christmas, you know?

MINNIE
why's that?

CHRIS
bc you like things with Chris in their names aYe

MINNIE
how long did it take you to come up with that one boy wonder

CHRIS
I stole it off twitter

MINNIE

CHRIS
rude

MINNIE
but accurate

CHRIS
ur right

CHRIS
how did your practice christmas dinner go?

MINNIE
exCELLENT

MINNIE
DELISH

MINNIE
YUM

MINNIE
the best thing I've ever tasted even if I do say so myself

CHRIS
every day that passes I get more scared that you're actually being possessed by a festive spirit

MINNIE
honestly I wouldn't rule it out

CHRIS
and how's the tree looking? has the sheer amount of lights on there burned it down yet?

MINNIE
it looks so fucking cool

MINNIE
thank you for helping to decorate it with me and the kids, I think that they all like you more than they like me already

CHRIS
can't blame them, I'm pretty great

MINNIE
damn right

CHRIS
I need to go out this weekend and buy 826612728218 decorations for my house now

MINNIE
you may as well not even bother, it'll never live up to my house

CHRIS
my house could kick your house's ass!

MINNIE
you know my dad told me that couples argue about the weirdest shit and I never believed him growing up but he was right

CHRIS
wasn't an argument, just healthy competition

MINNIE
we're talking abt houses fighting each other, babe