DIVE [1; CHRIS EVANS]

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31. GROUPCHAT

CHRIS
hey so

CHRIS
there's the funniest thing guys

SEBASTIAN
if it isn't funny I'm going to sue

CHRIS
sure you do that buddy

MINNIE
don't use buddy like that cHRIS it ruins it

CHRIS
but it's meant to be condescending

MINNIE
noooooo

ROBERT
wait what it's 2am why who where

TOM
hEY GUYS REMEMBER HOW CHRINNIE WAS LIKE A FAKE THING THAT WAS FAKE AND THEY WERE FAKE DATING TO FUCK WITH THE PRESS

SEBASTIAN
uh yeah, it was kinda my idea, if u recall

ANTHONY
nah I could've sworn it was Chris's idea

TOM
uh me too

MINNIE
was definitely Chris's idea

SEBASTIAN
sTOP

SEBASTIAN
they're gonna ban me from denny's at this rate

SEBASTIAN
all I do when I'm there is cry

MINNIE
definitely sounds like a you problem

LIZZIE
seb stop making stuff up for attention we talked about this

CHRIS
toM STOP I WANTED TO SAY THE THING

TOM
toUGH THIS IS MY MOMENT CHRIS

LIZZIE
wait what I'm lost

TOM
weLL CHRINNIE WAS A FAKE THING AS I WAS SAYING

TOM
so imagine by fUCKING SURPRISE WHEN HARRISON SENDS ME A SCREENSHOT OF THIS ARTICLE saying like 'yo I didn't realise they were legit' wITH PICTURE OF MINNIE AND CHRIS KISSING ???

TOM
S I N C E W H E N

TOM
I'm having heart palpitations

TOM
I haven't breathed for like 5 minutes so u should probably be concerned

LIZZIE
dude why are you so shocked

TOM
BC THEY WERE ONLY PRETENDING ??

LIZZIE
they kissed at the wrap party though?

ANTHONY
why is this news to me

ROBERT
THEY DID WHAT NOW

SEBASTIAN
chrinnie kissed at my birthday party ?? the best present of all omg

SEBASTIAN
im living

MINNIE
im glad you've managed to grasp the concept of existence

SEBASTIAN
ho ho hold up a jolly minute here

CHRIS
what the fuck seb

TOM
wait so you guys are like a real thing

TOM
like a REALLY real thing

TOM
like sleepovers at each others houses kind of a real thing