DIVE [1; CHRIS EVANS]

XVI.

16. GROUPCHAT

TOM
hey, Minnie, quick question.

MINNIE
pass

TOM
please ?

MINNIE
lemme think

TOM
okie dokie

MINNIE
and it's still a strong no

SEBASTIAN
hey Minnie can I ask you a question?

MINNIE
also no

SEBASTIAN
welp that was a question and you answered it so I think I win

LIZZIE
what's up tom? I'll ask Lola

MINNIE
I'm disappointed. I thought you'd use your powers for good, not evil, Elizabeth

LIZZIE
you should really lower your expectations of me tbh

MINNIE
but Lola never shuts up with nice crap about you

LIZZIE
can you blame her though 😇

ROBERT
so incredibly humble

LIZZIE
says the definition of humbleness

CHRIS
I'm not convinced that humbleness is a word

MINNIE
is it wrong that I'm now curious about what tom wanted to ask

TOM
hA!

MINNIE
I never said you were getting an answer though

TOM
it's a compromise I guess

ROBERT
no it's really not

CHRIS
what's your question, tom?

SEBASTIAN
did someone say chrinnie wanting to get to know each other

LIZZIE
literally no one said that

SEBASTIAN
I said it?!

LIZZIE
And just like that, my point is proven

SEBASTIAN
uh wow this is why I cry myself to sleep each and every night

MINNIE
so THAT'S what that weird noise was in the hotel? It sounded like someone was kicking a fox outside

ANTHONY
that's oddly specific

LIZZIE
I'm concerned

CHRIS
wow my fake girlfriend is such a keeper 😍😍😍

MINNIE
I don't appreciate your tone?

SEBASTIAN
yeah well I don't like your attitude

MINNIE
go away pipsqueak

ROBERT
come on Tom just ask Minnie your question so we can all get on with our lives

MINNIE
yeah Tom sMH 🙄😴

TOM
okay okay okay