Mako 'Roadhog' Rutledge- Out Of Breath (a)

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"Road ..." Junkrat yelled, "Get your ass in gear, we've only got 30 seconds before BOOM" Roadhog ran through the halls of the old castle, he was holding various pieces of treasure. Ancient crowns, necklaces, jewels, coins and rings were being smothered in his arms.

"I can't boss. I think I need a rest" He sat down, making a terrible thud and shaking the walls of the debilitated keep.

Junkrat stopped in his tracks and turned to Roadhog, his hands on his hips.

"A rest? A REST? We've now got about 15 seconds before were before we are all blown to smithereens and you want a rest? Unbelievable."

Luckily you were already to safety, as their apprentice they let you go ahead to safety.

"You can get a rest once we get the goods back to the truck. Oh fuck ... how long have I been talking?"

A mighty boom erupted within the castle. Tearing the forts down. Junkrat and Roadhog went hurtling through the air with un-parallel grace, they had done this a hundred times after all, flying over the moat that surrounded the walls. The treasure flew out of Roadhog's arms and landed in the aforementioned moat, after they had spent 'so long' planning their raid on Eichenwalde it was all gone. A trip wasted. At least the views were nice.

Junkrat landed first, surprisingly on his feet ... urm... foot and peg? Before being followed by Roadhog who did not manage to stick the landing so well. Roadhog arise rubbing his back and neck, panting heavily through his mask.

"What the fuck was that? You lost us all the goods?" Junkrat exclaimed before smacking Roadhog around the back of the head. Roadhog let out a sound that was similar to a growl, followed by a nervous laugh by Junkrat.

"Sorry ... Buddy? RIGHT! Back to the truck ... well sort this out when we get back. It's only ... a short drive back to Australia... from... Germany... Oh well. Anybody for travel scrabble?"

Junkrat swung the driver's side door open as Roadhog waddled to the car, still panting.

"Well do a better job next time guys..." You try and reassure the two sitting in the seats in front of you but you don't think it was going to work.

... One short drive to Australia later ....

"RIGHT!" Junkrat proclaimed in his finest shorts and headband "We are going to get you two in shape so we don't have another.... urm... incident" Junkrat proceeded to poke Roadhog in the belly, much to the dismay of his friend.

"But Junk, I don't want to get in shape"

"Well... TOUGH... NOW GET DOWN AND GIVE ME 20" Junkrat screamed into the face of Roadhog who was .... Unimpressed to say the least. "I SAID 20" Junkrat screeched into the ear of Roadhog, this time with the addition of a whistle.

Roadhog crumpled his face at the sound of the whistle, this was not going to be an easy task for Junkrat; Roadhog turned around, and headed for the fridge.

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Written by Aaron.

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