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I'm convinced Peter Parker is in an underground fight club.
The facts are clear, he never talks about where he goes after school (understandable since the first rule is never talk about fight club), and one time he had a bruise on his face which he only could've gotten if he was punched (he said Flash did it but Flash and I went to Coney Island that weekend so it doesn't add up).
Finally, right when he started disappearing, puberty hit him like a truck and he got pretty fucking fit. That or the leader of the fight club gave him steroids. But it's not like I was checking him out or anything.
Anyways that is conspiracy one, conspiracy two is that I think he's Spider-Man. If this was a sitcom the laugh track would play here.
Here me out, the timing adds up. Peter started acting weird after that one science trip and then bam! A few weeks later there's this spider boy.
I've never met Spider-Man but there is a 50% chance of him being Peter...and a 50% chance of him not but one can theorize.
But in all honesty I can't even fathom the idea of Peter in that spandex costume and being all smooth and heroic. From what I've heard Spidey is a real talker, and Peter manages to mess up saying "here" during morning attendance.
But anyways they're just theories. Not good ones, but they're theories and I stand by them.
Well, join me next week dear journal, for I will tell you about my conspiracy theory on the school AV team and how they're actually lizard people.
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A/N: Nico's entries are kinda eh and jokey right now but just wait until Peter makes this boy feel real emotions, the angst will be real
