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I think it's official now, all the teachers at Midtown have claimed Flash and I to be the most annoying duo to ever grace the school. It's an honour, really.
They believe it's "astonishing" how much we "bicker" yet still remain "best buds." Ms. Warren's words, not mine. Unfortunately because of our constant need to bicker she's moved me to the back of the class beside Penis Parker – I've heard Penis Parker so many times I forgot he had a real name at first. But it's Peter, and he's a terrible lab partner with a terrible excuse. Excuse. Singular.
"Sorry, I have the Stark internship!"
If I had a dollar for each time he mentioned theStark internship, I'd be as rich as Tony Stark. But don't get me wrong, I don't hate him, contrary to popular belief. Flash being my friend doesn't make me a dick...Or maybe it does? Oh my god, is that why I only have one friend? – Everyone thinks I'm a dick because Flash is one!
This sudden realization is making me rethink all my past experiences with making new friends. That girl at camp? Eric from math? Will from P.E? Nancy from English? Ryan from down the block? These are too many rejections for me to handle on an empty stomach.
But the perk of having your dad own the best deli in NY? Free subs for days, mi amigos.
