☆Dad jokes☆

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   Jack:
-Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.

   Daniel:
-What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? An irrelephant.

   Zach:
-How many apples grow on a tree? All of them.

   Corbyn:
-Why don't skeletons go trick or treating? Because they have no body with them.

   Jonah:
-Want to hear a joke about construction? I'm still working on it.

   August:
-Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.

   Eben:
-How does a penguin build it's house? Igloos it together.

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Wow I love dad jokes.

Qotd: What are some of your thanksgiving traditions?

Ok omfg I'm like 20k reads away from 1 million I think and like I am amazed.

Ok omfg I'm like 20k reads away from 1 million I think and like I am amazed

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This made me laugh for like 10 minutes, bYe.

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