☆Dirty pick up lines☆

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Jack:
-"Fuck me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist right?"
-"Baby I'm like a firefighter I find them hot and leave them wet."

Daniel:
-"Are you a mirror? Cause I can see myself inside you."
-"If you were a squirrel, would you help me bust a nut?"

Zach:
-"Do you want to go on a ate? I'll give you the D later."
-"Your smile is almost as big, warm, and lovely as my penis."

Corbyn:
-"If you jingle my bells, you'll have a white Christmas."
-"Girl do you have a shovel in that back pocket? Cause I'm digging that ass!"

Jonah:
-"You must be Medusa because you make me rock hard."
-"Did you get those pants at 50% off? Cause they are 100% off at my place!"

August:
-"Roses are red grass is greener when I think about you I play with my wiener."
-"I hope you have pet insurance, cause tonight I'm gonna destroy that pussy."

Eben:
-"Are you a middle eastern dictator? Because there's a political uprising in my pants."
-"Call me leaves, cause you should be blowing me."

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I'm really starting to switch from Zach's lane to Jonah's lane guys I need help 😩 somebody put me in my place.

Qotd: What're your thoughts on the boys new song?

Aotd: It's a bop but Nobody Gotta Know is still my favorite.

Aotd: It's a bop but Nobody Gotta Know is still my favorite

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P.s. I still can't get over this "conversation" I had with my friend lmao it still makes me laugh.

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