imagines // w.d.w.

Pick up lines ☆

   Zach•°•

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   "Do you like Harry Potter? 'Cause you can Slytherin my bed."

"Your lips look lonely, would they like to meet mine?"

You and Zach laugh, throwing your heads back and clutching your stomachs.

You were having a pickup line war because you had nothing better to do.

"If you were a disease, you'd be hepatitis bae." Zach laughs.

"Zach!" You squeal, laughing as well, "That's awful!"

"You're just mad my pickup lines are better than yours." Zach says, looking at you and smiling.

You gasp, putting your hand over your heart for a dramatic affect, "Actually mine are the best."

"Fine. Let's go ask Daniel who has the better pickup lines." Zach argues.

"Fine."

You both go down the hall towards Daniel's room and knock on the door.

"Come in!" He yelled from the other side.

You open the door, "Daniel, Zach thinks he has better pickup lines than me."

Daniel laughs and Zach adds, "Because I do!"

"Okay okay, let me hear your best ones." Daniel says.

You think long and hard and finally chose one.

"Zach, you go first."

"Do you work at a post office? Because I saw you checking out my package."

Daniel and Zach both laugh and you just roll your eyes.

"That's real cute babe, but mines better."

"Let's hear it." Daniel says.

"Are you Little Ceasers Pizza? 'Cause you're hot and I'm ready."

All three of you laugh and Daniel claps his hands, "Okay, obviously y/n won."

"Ha! I won!" You yell in Zach's face.

"Well clearly Daniel has terrible judgment. Let's go ask Corbyn."

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OKAY BUT CAN WE TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT DANIEL IS ONLY LIKE 355 MILES FROM WHERE I LIVE AND IT'S ONLY A 5 HOUR DRIVE😂