Falling For Him Anyway

Chapter 33

Video: If Joseph and Mary lived in 2016 By Darius Benson.

Gwendolyn

"What the fuck?" Was the first thing I said. "So you did this on purpose?"

"No." He said not flinching. "It was completely accidental.

"Then how did you know?" I asked.

"It's not that hard. Sperm is the key to reproduction Gwendolyn." He said so casually.

I threw a pillow at him. "You little shit."

"Cursing is not lady like Gwendolyn." He scolded and I showed him my middle finger.

How dare he remain calm and collected while he stresses me out.

In 9 months and a few days a whole person is going to come out of my vagina and all he can say is 'Cursing is not Lady like'.

"Have you gotten an ultrasound yet?" He asked.

I really want to slap him. "No!"

"Why are you yelling?" He questioned.

"Because it's your fault!" I screamed at him.

"I know for a fact that you had no problem with it." He said.

"You absolute idiot! You know how bad this is gonna hurt?" I asked.

"No. But I will help you in every way I can." He got up.

"I hate you!" I crossed my arms. "You stupid, annoying woman impregnator."

He wrapped his arms around my waist.

"No! Get off." I pushed against his chest in an attempt to get away but he held me tighter.

"Do you still hate me?" He asked.

"Yes." I said.

"Then No." He sat down and held me on his lap.

We waited like this and I could have sworn I heard jeopardy music.

"You know what, Fine! I don't hate you." I said. "Now let me go."

"No. Say I'm the best boyfriend ever." He smiled mischievously.

I cleared my throat. "You are the biggest idiot ever to think that I'm going to play these games with you."

I smiled sweetly and he started to tickle me.

"Xavier stop it!" I said between gasps of air.

"Now you also have to say I'm the sexiest man alive." He said.

"No." I refused.

So he kept tickling me.

"You are the best boyfriend ever!" I squealed. "And the sexiest man alive!"

He stopped and I rolled away from him, trying to catch my breath.

"This is gonna hurt like a bitch." I said randomly.

I laid on my back, anticipating the pain.

Xavier laid down beside me and grabbed my hand. "Yes. But you know sex is good for you and the baby."

"So?" I said.

"So we should have sex more often." He suggested.

I looked him in his eyes as he said this. "Did you know that after I give birth to this baby I'm not supposed to have sex for two whole months."

He said nothing so I continued. "That means you're not getting anything from me for at least 8 more months."

"Gwendolyn there's no need to be cruel." He said and I could see worry in his eyes. "You'd be depriving yourself too."