Jack Dylan Grazer x Reader: Mrs. Potato Head

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Part two of Pacify Her
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If you weren't born with it, you can buy a couple ornaments, just be sure to read the warning, kids, cause pretty soon you'll be bored of it, ha ha.

As I rushed home, I couldn't help but feel my eyes tear up, I checked my phone, there were loads of hate comments, just because I was Jack's friend.

Sexual, hey girl, if you wanna feel sexual, you can always call up a professional, they stick pins in you, like a vegetable, ha ha.

I turned off my phone and stuck it in my pocket, when will he realize that I like him? I made it obvious enough!

Kids forever, kids forever, baby soft skin turns into leather, don't be dramatic, it's only some plastic, no one will love you if you're unattractive.

As I was walking past a few shops, I looked into the glass window, it was so clear, I could perfectly see my reflection, as people on social media would say, they could see all the ugliness, the flaws.

I looked up at the sign hanging on the window, it was a beauty shop, out of curiosity, I took a peek inside.

There was boxes of hair dye, colored contacts, loads of makeup, and waist trainers. There was also a flyer for plastic surgery, of course, being fourteen, I'm far too young to change myself.

Oh, Mrs. Potato Head tell me, is it true that pain is beauty? Does a new face come with a warranty? Will a pretty face make it better?

I looked down at my outfit, most would say it was too boring and plain, that I would need to dress in bright colors and shorter clothes to get recognized.

I stepped into the small store and glanced around it, it was full of colors like baby pink, baby blue, and many more soft colors, I slightly smiled.

Oh, Mr. Potato Head tell me, how did you afford her surgery? Do you swear you'll stay forever? Even if her face don't stay together? Even if her face don't stay together, even if her face don't stay together.

A kind woman greeted me and showed me some of the stuff she was selling, but she looked at me in curiosity "why are you here? You're so young" she politely asked "no reason, just looking" I slightly smiled, she shrugged and continued helping me.

If you want a little more confidence, potatoes turn to french fries, yeah, it's common sense, all you needs a couple more condiments, and a hundred thousand dollars for some compliments.

The people who worked at the small shop looked at me in curiosity and wonder, probably wondering why a little girl is at a store where you buy things to change yourself.

It's such a waste, when little girls grow into their mothers face, but little girls are learning how to cut and paste, and pucker up their lips until they suffocate, ha ha.

I sighed and looked at all the dumb things the store carried, things that would change people into a completely different person, I heard the echoed call of my name, but ignored it and continued looking.

Kids forever, kids forever, baby soft skin turns into leather, don't be dramatic, it's only some plastic, no one will love you if you're unattractive.

There were many wigs with different variety's of color, but what captured my eye, was a curly blonde wig, it wasn't too curly, but a little bit wavy, it was perfect. (Eleven vibes)

Oh, Mrs. Potato Head tell me, is it true that pain is beauty? Does a new face come with a warranty? Will a pretty face make it better?

I sighed and set it down, I looked at all the pretty, pink dresses, I looked down at my dark black clothes and then back up at the pink ones. There were different lengths of heels, some were very tall and some were very short.

Oh, Mr. Potato Head tell me, how did you afford her surgery? Do you swear you'll stay forever? Even if her face don't stay together? Stay forever, stay forever, even if her face don't stay together, stay forever, stay forever, even if her face don't stay together.

I picked out a small pink dress and observed it, it had long sleeves and was a knee length dress. I reached inside my pocket and grabbed my small amount of money I had.

Oh, Mrs. Potato Head tell me, is it true that pain is beauty? Does a new face come with a warranty? Will a pretty face make it better?

Oh, Mr. Potato Head tell me, how did you afford her surgery? Do you swear you'll stay forever? Even if her face don't stay together? Stay forever, stay forever, even if her face don't stay together, stay forever, stay forever, even if her face don't stay together, stay forever, stay forever, even if her face don't stay together, stay forever, stay forever, even if her face don't stay together.

I sighed and put the dress back, I heard the calling of my name again and was about to walk out the shop until I bumped into someone, they immediately engulfed me in a hug "I've been looking for you for hours!" It was a high pitched voice, but you could still tell it was a male, and immediately I knew who it was.

I sighed "really Jack?" He pulled away from the hug and looked at me in confusion "what are you doing in here?" He asked "oh, um nothing" "you're lying again" he pointed out and pulled me out of the shop.

He sat us on a nearby park bench and asked me the question again "seriously though Y/n, why were you in there? You never go into shops like that" he slightly laughed, I couldn't tell him, if I did, our friendship would be ruined.

I didn't answer him and he waited patiently "if I tell you, promise we'll still be best friends?" "Of course!" He smiled, I sighed "I've had the biggest crush on you since fourth grade, and to see you with Talia and Ellie, it hurts, so, I thought, if I changed myself, you'd like me" I slightly frowned, his eyes widened and he nodded in understanding.

He bit his lip and turned his head to the side "you're lucky I like you too" he slightly laughed "what?" I asked in confusion "what about Ellie?" I asked and tried to contain the large grin forming "she was a bitch anyways" he shrugged "finally! It took you forever to realize" I rolled my eyes and he shrugged.

I slightly giggled "I love you, Jack Dylan Grazer" he made a ridiculously funny face and kissed my cheek "I love you too Y/n L/n, and don't ever change yourself, alright!" "Alright" I smiled as our hands intertwined.

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Ugh, this sucked.

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