Oumasai Random-Whatever-Comes-To-Mind Oneshots (And Stories) [A YEET]

Debating (ACT 2)

Characters
Same ones in the first act
Shirogane
Narrator 1
Narrator 2 (Or the same narrator if you're on a budget)
Director

ACT TWO

(It is currently 3 PM when high school already ended. AMAMI, OUMA, AKAMATSU, and SAIHARA meet up outside of the high school.)

AKAMATSU: Well I'm glad we can meet up here today.

OUMA: Same. I get to see my beloved Saihara again!

NARRATOR 1: Ouma said walking towards Saihara.

AMAMI: So... We're the only ones actually here right now.

SAIHARA: Where's Kiibo-kun?

OUMA: Not fair! Saihara-Chan is more worried about Kiibo-Chan than sweet little Ouma-Chan? You're so mean!

NARRATOR 2: Ouma then used those crocodile tears again as they streamed down his face. He eventually stopped and went bac-

OUMA: Since when did we install (a) narrator(s) for this play?

NARRATOR 1: Dude follow the script.

OUMA: I am!

NARRATOR 2: Then shut up!

OUMA: I can't!

NARRATOR 1: Why?

OUMA: The script said so.

NARRATOR 2: Fair enough.

KIIBO: (Enters) Hey guys! Sorry to keep you waiting. What are we all here for?

AMAMI: Yeah what are we here for Akamatsu?

OUMA: It's the narrator's fault for not telling us the reason!

NARRATOR 1: I HAVE A LIFE TO WORK FOR YOU KNOW! MY LIFE DEPENDS ON MONEY AND I NEED THE MONEY FOR THIS SO I HAVE TO TAKE THIS JOB!

AMAMI: Don't they write the scri-

NARRATOR 2: WE DON'T WRITE THE SCRIPT. WE ARE NARRATORS. WE'RE SUPPOSE TO HELP TELL A STORY!

SAIHARA: But then who writes the script?

AKAMATSU: The director maybe?

OUMA: But then why would we have a script?

(Everyone turns to the audience.)

SAIHARA: They're watching us. They're watching every move we make. Creepy...

KIIBO: Who are you talking to?

NARRATOR 1: The fourth wall.

KIIBO: I don't see another wall. All I see are some random human beings watching our movements...

SAIHARA: I'm pretty sure thats the aud-

OUMA: Hey! Did you guys like pay to watch us or what?

SAIHARA: Why does this script have so many parts where the next person just cuts off a sen-

NARRATOR 2: I don't know. The director seems to love it when sentences get cut off.

DIRECTOR: (Enters) Yep. I do love it when sentences are cut off.

SHIROGANE: (Shouting from backstage) Hey! I still have to play my part y'know!

DIRECTOR: I know Shirogane just wait for a moment.

SHIROGANE: How come I can't cut you off?

DIRECTOR: Nobody cuts me off.

OUMA: Just go...