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Oumasai Random-Whatever-Comes-To-Mind Oneshots (And Stories) [A YEET]

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Some of these might be crack fics... Cause you know... SCHOOL But hey guess what? I don't think anyone will read the description anyways. It's humanity after all... Inspired by ALL OUMASAI FANFICTIONS. I LUV THEM ALL Like all of them. Seriously thou...

#crackfics #danganronpa #kokichi #ndrv3 #oneshot #oumakokichi #oumasai #saiharashuichi #saiouma #shuichi

Ok I really ran out of ideas...

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by CherryWeb

by CherryWeb

A/N: Ah ha... I'm just doing this based off whatever happened here:

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So then you know what? TIME TO MAKE SOME RANDOM COMMENT IN A STORY! A STORY WITHOUT MUCH DETAIL CAUSE I DON'T WANNA DO A 2000 WORD CHAPTER!

"Hello everyone! I am officially selling Saihara flavored chapstick!" Nanami yelled in the mic of the shop.

"GGeEeeEeTtTtT DoOoowwwN NUOWW THIS IS A ROBBERY!" Ouma said brraking the glass door.

"hmMMmM? AWEHO AHRE AYUUUU" Saihara said to Ouma.

"I AM CO KAY CHAY AROMA. I AM ROBBING THIS STORR FOR ALL OF THE CHAPSTICK."

"MY NAME IS SWEET CH E SIGH HAR AH."

"Umm... Excuse me sirs. You seem to be on dru-"

Ouma and Saihara started to have a seizure on the ground knocking over everything. Just imagine that for a sec.

"GQJJRHDIQUAVXUSUWHGEHWVSHDHWVQGSYDIIWVWNSN" Ouma uh... w-what is he even saying...?

"HELL O THERE CITIZEN OF EARTH AND CITIZEN OF EARTH. I AM KAY WAN BEE ZE ROOOO." Amami... are you on drugs too? Also are you trying to act like Kiibo? WAIT NO NO N-

"O-okay then... I... We.... SOMEBODY GET ME THREE THERAPISTS!" Nanami shouted in the micro-HEY WHERE'S MY THERAPIST?!

"FOUR THERAPISTS!" Thank you very much.

"Huayyyy Guet OVAL HeEReE!!!" Amami said walking in.

"That's it! I'm flying up... COME ON KIIBO BE FREE!" Nanami said flying Kiibo to the sky.

"NUUUU CAME BOCKKKK!" Ouma rode to Kiibo by stealing Momota's rocket.

"Listen, how much pot did you take?" Nanami asked.

"3,791."

"Look just leave me alone okay? I'm trying to sell my new Saihara chapstick to people at the moment.

"CUANN AYE AHTE LESST HAS UNOOO?" I think Ouma is drunk too...

"WHAT?!"

Sorry 'bout that Nanami...

"Ugh... This is your captain speaking." Yumeno said holding the mic.

"ANDDD THIS IS YOU CAPTAINNN SHOUTINGGGG!" Ouma said from way up above...

Hold on does it count as a crackfic if it's half normal and half umm...

Insane?

Ah whatever...

"IMMA GONNA GET YOU!" Ouma said in a Mario voice. He eventually leveled with Nanami.

"Please leave me alone!" Nanami said...

"NISHISHIS~ Never!" Ouma bumps into Nanami.

Correction. Crashes into Nanami.

"MY BOYFRIEND!" Saihara runs out of the store.

"Wut m8?" Amami questioned.

Wait is this even Oumasai anymore?

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