Oumasai Random-Whatever-Comes-To-Mind Oneshots (And Stories) [A YEET]

Searching... (ACT 4)

ACT 4

SCENE ONE

Characters
Screw this part you should already know who's in this...

(It is currently the next day, 9:56 AM. Why so specific? I don't have a clue... Everyone is outside in a somewhat forest... somehow. The Ouma is currently in his new 'fortress'. In total, there are 3 groups of 6 if I can do my math correctly. At this current time, they are about to split up into these groups.)

SAIHARA: Umm... Does anyone even know where he is?

"Isn't this a little too confusing when it's a story and a script at the same time?" Kiyo asked.

こねこ popped out of nowhere and flips a switch that activates a machine to convert characters in a story to characters in a script. Then she goes away...

YUMENO: Nyeh... We have been scripted...

AKAMATSU: We split into groups?

SAIHARA: I guess... Wait hold on how do we recognize the detective Saihara from me? We already know that Ouma-kun's name has been darkened. Speaking of which, what happened to those darkened words anyways?

DETECTIVE SAIHARA: I don't know...

SAIHARA: Oh so that's how you tell the difference.

PT OUMA: Ooh...

こねこ: Meow (こねこ walks inside of the building CHERRY was in.)

CHABASHIRA: Who's black cat was that?

CHERRY: (yelling from the inside) KONEKO! THERE YOU ARE...

YONAGA: Nyah haha! Atua says that cat was Koneko!

AMAMI: What's a こねこ?

TOJOU: Aren't Koneko and こねこ the same thing?

GONTA: Are they?

IRUMA: Stop trying to add filler and do something!

DIRECTOR: I'll just stay behind with the crew... (Walks into the building)

IRUMA: Well then, let's get right into the main fucking part! We gotta stop wasting my fucking time with this shit!

HARUKAWA: Do you wanna die? I can grant that wish.

IRUMA: (steps away from HARUKAWA) N-no thanks...

(Faq I published it by accident at this point)

AMAMI: So what's the groups anyways?

AKAMATSU: Since there are 17 of us, it's only logical to split up into 3 groups of 6 with a group a person short.

IRUMA: How would we split up though?

AKAMATSU: We'll do it like this. Hoshi, Toujou, Kiyo, Chabashira, Yumeno, and Yonaga will go together.

CHABASHIRA: Time to defend Yumeno-san!

AKAMATSU: Gonta, Momota, Harukawa, Kiibo, Shirogane, and Iruma will be together.

GONTA: Gonta will do his best!

AKAMATSU: And Amami, the detective Saihara, our Saihara, me, and the phantom theif Ouma will be a group as well.

DETECTIVE SAIHARA: Alright...

PT OUMA: Where do we go?

SAIHARA: Somewhere?

AKAMATSU: Great answer. Now, does anyone have a clue on where is that hitler midget?

AMAMI: (steps up to AKAMATSU) Well do you think we would find a gay leader anywhere here?

DETECTIVE SAIHARA: No?

AMAMI: Correct. Which is why we should all go to Iruma's lab and watch her make a machinery to track down that guy.

PT OUMA: Hey you slut! Make use a machinery to track down this other me. Now.

IRUMA: You don't have to be so harsh you know...

YUMENO: Yes he does.

IRUMA: Why?

TOUJOU: Why not?

NARRATOR 1: (enters) Everyone became silent.

NARRATOR 2: (follows NARRATOR 1) They all stared at us for 10 seconds.

SAIHARA: Hold up... Didn't you guys died last ac-

CHERRY: I hired new ones. Nick and Jerry may have... died. And now meet Bianca and Shawn! Yeah. They are the new narrators.

NARRATOR 1: I'm Bianca.

NARRATOR 2: And I'm Shawn.

DIRECTOR: I'm a director.

SAIHARA: My name is Saihara Shuichi.

AKAMATSU: Akamatsu Kaede!

CHABASHIRA: Chabashira Tenko.

YUMENO: Yumeno Himiko.

SHINGUUJI: Kukuku... Shinguuji Korekiyo.

AMAMI: Hi. I'm Amami Rantarou.

SHIROGANE: I'm Shirogane Tsumugi!!

HARUKAWA: Harukawa Maki.

MOMOTA: I'm Momota Kaito!

HOSHI: Hoshi Ryouma is my name.

TOUJOU: I am Toujou Kirumi.

YONAGA: Nyah ha ha! Yonaga Angie!

KIIBO: I am K1-B0 or Kiibo.

IRUMA: I'm the golden genius Iruma Miu!

GONTA: Gonta's name is Gokuhara Gonta.

PT: I'm Ouma Kokichi! I steal stuff!

DETECTIVE SAIHARA: I'm a different universe Saihara Shuichi.

CHERRY: And I... want to move on with this. Why are we listing names in the first place?

DIRECTOR: The plot idiot!

CHERRY: I lost my inspiration....

DIRECTOR: FFF...

CHERRY: The thing is is though, I need a better plot line...

DIRECTOR: Then leave it at this cliffhanger for now.

CHERRY: It's too sho-

BIANCA: Shut it. Stop it.

CHERRY: Fine! Cliffhanger time!

A/N: I literally ran out of ideas for this. SORRY MOM