Oumasai Random-Whatever-Comes-To-Mind Oneshots (And Stories) [A YEET]

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Challenge: Do that texting story thing...

Rainbowstar186

Done.

Ouma: Hi my beloved Shumai~

Saihara: Wtf is a Shumai?

Ouma: A kind of dumpling. Though I think this Shumai is sweet~

Saihara: ... Ouma-kun what are you here for?

Ouma: I just wanna see how my beloved Saihara is doing today! :3

Saihara: ...

Ouma: What?

Saihara:  It's nothing...

Ouma: Huh? ._.

Saihara: But seriously I'm doing fine so you can just go or something...

Ouma: Nu! Im gonna keep talking to Saihara-Chan

Saihara: But why?

Ouma: Why not

Saihara: Truth?

Ouma: Im bored so I wanna talk to Saihara-Chan for a bit

Saihara: What do you want to talk about?

Ouma: Who do you love anyways?

Saihara: What kind of a question is that?

Ouma: What is your sexuality

Saihara: Bi I guess...

Ouma: IM GAY

Saihara: I thought we already know that? Not to mention the fact that Iruma exposed that fact about you to the whole class last week?

Ouma: Nishishi I know

Saihara: Do you have to text the Nishishi here...

Ouma: Yup. Make me more adorable for my beloved Saihara-Chan anyways

Saihara: Wut...

Ouma: Is Saihara flustered now?

Saihara: Why are you even hanging out with me...

Ouma: Because everyone else in our class hates me except you.

Saihara: Gonta?

Ouma: I'm not aloud to use him so nah

Saihara: Iruma?

Ouma: That slut?  All we do is argue...

Saihara: Akamatsu?

Ouma: Always hangs out with either you, Shirogane-Chan, or Amami-Chan

Saihara: Momota? Harukawa?

Ouma: No

Saihara: Umm... Yonaga, Shinguuji, Yumeno, Kiibo, Chabashira, Shirogane, Amami, Hoshi, Tojou?

Ouma: I'm not joining a literal occult club, I don't want to hang out with a guy with ropes, Yumeno hates it when I call her magic fake, Kiibo-Chan told me to stop asking personal questions, Chabashira is pissed off on how annoying I am, no way I'm hanging out with a weeb, Amami thinks I'm annoying as hell, why would I hang out with a guy in jail, and Mom is busy doing some work or some shit...

Saihara: Me?

Ouma: I wanna hang out with you because I love you!

Saihara: What

Ouma: FAQ JUST REALIZED WHAT I TYPED O-O

Saihara: Um...

Ouma: I make things awkward again?

Saihara: Yep

Ouma: At least I got it off my chest. Idk how long I could keep it in longer but Ik u probably wont feel the same way so can we still be friends ?

Saihara: Now who ever told you I don't love you as a lover?

Ouma: Can you be my husbando?

Saihara: Not yet... Would boyfriend be fine?

Ouma: SAIHARA-CHAN LOVES ME BACK??!

Saihara: Yep

Ouma: I thought you hated me too

Saihara: You may be a little annoying sometimes

Ouma: All the time

Saihara: All the time but you are still lovable

Ouma: Yay

Saihara: The most lovable piece of shit I've ever found.

Ouma: You're so nice beloved

Saihara: Thank you

Ouma: No problem

Saihara: Where do you wanna go to now? Its 3 PM

Ouma: I wanna go to that one restaurant we went to last week with the others!

Saihara: I'll pick you up today at 7?

Ouma: Sure

Saihara: Okay see ya Ouma

Ouma: Kokichi ;)

Saihara: Fine see you Kokichi

Ouma: Bye bye Saihara-Chan!

Saihara: You know you could call me Shuichi now right?

Ouma: Saihara-Chan is a cuter name.

Saihara: Fine goodbye

Ouma: See ya

Challenge complete