Oumasai Random-Whatever-Comes-To-Mind Oneshots (And Stories) [A YEET]

The Penpal Program

*When this is released I'm on my way to America. :3

This is just a little idea I thought of.

Der Penpal,
Helow. My name is Kokichi Ouma. My teacher want me to rite to yuo. Im in 1st graed. I like a drink caled Panta and I like color Purple

Plese rite back,
Ouma

~Weew~

Dear Penpal,
Hello Ouma-kun. My name is Shuuichi Saihara. As a 5th grader myself, please learn to spell and grammar correctly. I've never heard of a drink called "Panta" before. What does it taste like? And my favorite color is navy blue.

From,
Saihara-kun.

~Herro~

Der Sahara-kun,
Wat is grammar? Is it a food? And hwo do yuo not now wat Panta is? It is the best drink around. Oh and I got to go too. Bye Sahara-Chan.

Fom,
Ouma.

~Don't know how many times I did this~

Dear Ouma-kun,
Grammar is not a food. It's how you use your words. I've never been outside that much, other than going to the school bus or going shopping with my mom. By the way, here's the list of mistakes I have found in your past 2 letters:

*Dear
*Hello
*Write
*You
*I'm
*grade
*called
*please

and
*what
*how
*know
*from

That should improve your writing a little bit. I'll write to you again soon. Bye.

From,
Saihara-kun

P.S: Don't call me "Saihara-Chan"

~°¿°~
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Dear Saihara-Chan,
Okey I tink I got some spelling write. Also why can't I call you Saihara-Chan? I find it cut

From,
Ouma.

~Instead of :), why not Ü and instead of :O, why not Ö?~

Dear Ouma-kun,
And there you go misspelling more words again. This will have to do:

*Okay
*Think
*Right
*Cute

Don't call me "Saihara-Chan," okay? It's too girly.

Sincerely,
Saihara-KUN.

~Time skip to 20 years later.~

"Saihara-Chan?"

The navy-blue-haired man looked up. He ran into Ouma's arms. "Kokichi? Is that you?"

The other nodded as the two embraced each other into a hug. "I can't believe I finally get to see you. After all of those years sending letters, you're finally here with me. Together. Let's just stay that way alright?"

"I love you Saihara-Chan."

"Me too Kokichi. Me too"

~That night~

Kokichi walked up to his boyfriend, "Saihara-Chan?"

The detective glanced at the younger man. He answered, "Yes Kokichi?"

"Remember that Penpan Program that brought us together?"

Saihara dung into his memory and remembered that first time when they wrote.

"Yeah."

"Do you think fate brought us together or no?"

"Maybe it was fate."

"Maybe it was."

Sorry this is short. It was more like a drabble to be honest.

Me:NOW OFF TO AMERICA!

Also me: OMG THERE'S AGGRETSUKO STUFF IN TAIWAN, I WANNA STAY HERE INSTEAD OF THE LAYOVER FLIGHTS.

And me:

Rainbowstar186

~Next day~

"Alright, time to annoy my friend by tagging her in every one of my parts."

Rainbowstar186

And then,

Rainbowstar186

it keeps going,

Rainbowstar186

over and over again,

Rainbowstar186

IT JUST NEVER STOPS,

Rainbowstar186

IT REPEATS,

Rainbowstar186

TIME JUST KEEP REPEATING.

Rainbowstar186

Alright though I'm serious I'm going now bai.