TMNT + Me

Never Say Xever( Part 1)

The turtles were sneaking around the city. Careful of people that might see them. Leo looked aroung the corner to see April and Vixen walking down the street like norml people.

April: You guys want to speed it up a little?
Donnie: Are you saying turtles are slow?
Mikey: That's a hurtful stereotype.
Vixen: You know she didnt mean it like that.
Leo: Trust us, April. We are better off keeping a low profile. We find people treat us better when they dont know we exist.
April: Sorry. I'm just excited to get you out of the sewer for a change.
Raph: What are you talking about? We go out all the time.
April: Yeah, but tonight you're gonna do something besides hitting people.
Raph: Aww
April: Dont worry. You're going to love this noodle place I found.
Donnie: And you're sure we'll be welcome?
April: Mr. Murakami doesn't care waht you look like. In fact, he won't even know what you look like. He's blind.
Mikey: Awsome! Ow!

Raph hit Mikey on the head.

Mikey: I mean for us obviously.
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When they got there they could see silhouettes of people trashing the place. They were throwing punches to another man.

April: Oh no.
Donnie: Who are those creeps?
April: The purple drangons. They think they own the strrets around here.

In the shop the skinniest of the 3 tapped Mr. Murakami on the shoulder. Mr. Murakami picked up a chopping block. He put it up to his face and felt around it. Then he japped the skinny one with the block and he flew back. The other 2 started laughing at him. The one thrown back was man, he glared at Mirakami. He swung his hand and Mirakami fell to the ground. Then the purple gragon grapped his ear and threw him to he other side of the counter.

Vixen: Why are we still standing here, watching?
Leo: So much for not hitting people tonight.
Raph: Oh well.

The turtles ran into the shop.

Mikey: Booyakasha!
Leo: Alright let him go. You dont want any trouble.
Raph: We, on the other hand, do.
PD #1: Whoa, those guys were serious. There really are giant turtles
Mikey: You've heard of us? Dudes, we're famous.
Donnie: That's bad.
Mikey: Oh, right.
PD #1: Whatever you are, this neighborhood is ours.
Vixen: Did you buy it?
PD #1: No.
Vixen: Did you build it?
PD #1: N-no.
Vixen: Did the person who actually owned it give possesion to you?
PD #1: Well...no.
Vixen: And you obviously didnt take it over. Or else the cops wouldn't be on your tail. So you dont "own" this neighbor hood.
PD #1: W-well, uh, um, y-you see, whatever why dont you tell your friends to slither back to the ocean where they came from.
Donnie: Actually, we're fresh water turtles. I suspect that we're derived from the diamondback terrapin, but it's possible we're a common box-
PD #1: Get 'em!

The purple dragons advanced. One ran across the counter and tried to hit Leo. But Leo ducked and Mikey jumped over him and kicked the man in the face and chest with a spining kick flip. The man got back up and grabbed his sledge hammer. He tried to hit Mikey but he moved out the way and switched with Raph. Raph ducked under a swing and slid out the way for another. Raph hit him in the face with his...finger? And he flew back, holding his face. One the side, Mikey and Donnie were taking down the big guy. Mikey kicked the guy in the face. He tried to punch Donnie after that, but the purple clad turtle ducked and sweeped the leg, knocking him down. Mikey turned around and saw a bowl of something on the counter. Donnie kicked the PD to Mikey. Even with his back turned Mikey punched the dude's face. The dude fell forward and was kneed in the gut by Donnie. Only to walk back and get kicked in the back by Mikey, who was still looking at the soup. The man fell forward and got punched in the gut by Donnie. The wind was knocked out of the PD. He fell to the ground while holding his stomach.