avengers imagines smut/fluff/angst

group chat

tony made a group chat

tony added thor, steve, clint, nat

tony: guys!

clint: guys?

nat: typical. get us all excited and then leave us hanging.

thor: lady natasha you are not hanging. you are sitting on your bed.

clint: you looking at my lady?

nat: thor, in 'midgard' we call that being a perv.

tony: sorry! i had a problem with... my coffee spilt.

clint: the suit exploded again, didn't it? i told you this model was too much. i mean jokes on you because i can use this to blackmail you.

tony: please don't tell pepper. i cant get my suits taken away again!

nat: clint sweetie, tell pepper and i'll kill you with your own arrows. tony, news?!

steve: if this is about the pop tarts, you promised you wouldn't tell thor!

thor: tell thor what? if you have been near my precious pop tarts

tony: IT'S ABOUT PETER

steve: whats he done now?

clint: leave the kid alone! seriously though, whats the tea?

nat: clint, please stay away from pietro. he's teaching you about memes and i cant keep up.

steve: whats this 'memes' you speak of? the kids talk about it so much. is it a drink?

clint: going to pretend you didn't say that. and romanoff, let me bond with my son in peace!

tony: do you want to hear the news or not, because i can just go...

thor: no! you must not 'leave us hanging'. you see lady natasha i am indeed learning your ways.

tony: PETER HAS A HICKEY. THERE. I SAID IT.

tony: ACTUALLY HE HAS MULTIPLE. HIS ENTIRE NECK IS COVERED.

tony: shit, he's coming into the kitchen. no. one. say. anything.

clint: well this is gold. JESUS. someones been eating the poor kid. his neck is black and blue.

clint added wanda, pietro, vision, sam, bucky, bruce, y/n, peter

tony: clint! this chat was for ADULTS.

vision: technically i'm neither child nor adult sir

bucky: TECHNICALLY i'm older than all of you here SIR

sam: stop being butthurt you prehistoric dinosaur.

wanda: so no ones going to address the topic of this chat? PETER

peter: um

tony: MY SON IM SO PROUD OF YOU CAN I MEET YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHENS THE WEDDING ARE THERE ANY CHILDREN IM GOING TO BE A GRANDPA