If The Avengers Could Text...

Tony-Peter

Spider-baby: Hey Mr. Stark! I just finished my patrol. I saved 3 cars from being...car-napped? 2 grand left bikes, and a lady's purse from being stolen.

Tin-can: good work kid.

Spider-baby: So do you need my help on any bigger missions? I still feel like I could be doing more.

Tin-can: maybe when you are older. You said it yourself, someone has to help out the little guys. That roll has ur name written all over it. You are perfect for that.

Spider-baby: ok

Tin-can: Pepper...he's begging again. I can't keep turning him down. It just hurts my heart more and more. He really wants this. Can't we just let him into the team? Everyone else including myself thinks he can do it. I just said what you said 2 him just now cuz he texted. Please, Pepper? I will do anything. I think he can help us out.

Spider-baby: Umm, Mr. Stark?

Tin-can: shit

Capsicle: LANGUAGE

Tin-can: Steve...how....?

Spider-baby: HI MR. ROGERS!!

Capsicle: you're not the only one that can hack, Tony. Also, hi kid! Call me Steve.

Tin-can: I'm having a hard time believing u. Also good job on finally knowing how to use ur phone.

Capsicle: shut up. ok fine. I used FRIDAY. Also, what does "u" and "ur" mean?

Spider-baby: it means "you" and "your/you're", Steve.

Tin-can: anyway....welcome 2 the team, kid!!

Spider-baby: YESSSSS!! OMG THANK YOU MR. STARK!!! THIS IS THE HAPPIEST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!

Capsicle: What does "2" and "omg" mean?

Capsicle: Hello?