If The Avengers Could Text...

The Sister Squad

Spider-baby: happy birthday ned

NerdyNedy: so you just gon bring me a birthday gift on my birthday to my birthday party on my birthday with a birthday gift?

Spider-baby: happy birthday?

NerdyNedy: *throws wine all over you*

ilikebooksandnotpeople: nerds

Non-broken-female-person: yo Ned

NerdyNedy: Ye?

Non-broken-female-person: I sent you a present but idk when its going to get there.

NerdyNedy: aw you sent me a present?

Non-broken-female-person: Ye

NerdyNedy: yo MJ and Peter

ilikebooksandnotpeople: what

Spider-baby: wat

NerdyNedy: take some notes

Spider-baby: Hey I got you a present!

NerdyNedy: *MJ

ilikebooksandnotpeople: your gift is my presence

NerdyNedy: wow I love having my birthday everyday then

Non-broken-female-person: yo Pete

Spider-baby: Si?

Non-broken-female-person: So have you asked May yet?

Spider-baby: yeah. She's "thinking about it". Apparently she doesn't want to let me go for that long and that far away. Plus she doesn't really trust Tony.

Non-broken-female-person: oh so its 'Tony' now? What about 'Mr. Stark'?

Spider-baby: I only call him that to annoy him

NerdyNedy: wait where r u going, Pete?

Spider-baby: If May says yes, I'm going to visit Wakanda for the summer with the Avengers

NerdyNedy: dude I wish I had ur life

Spider-baby: oooo May just said she figured out her answer. Gtg

NerdyNedy: Bye

ilikebooksandnotpeople: adios

Non-broken-female-person: Au Revoir