Tin-can: yo guess what
Spider-baby: Mr Stark I'm in school.
Tin-can: So?
Spider-baby: and my phone is buzzing
Tin-can: you could just say that ur talking to the one of a kind, amazing, intelligent, perfect Tony Stark.
Doveeye: ew no
Old widowed spider: Tony what do you want to say.
Tin-can: oh yeah! The other team is quitting to we win
Falckie: YAYYYYY
Doveeye: you are too excited
Falckie: shush. Let me have my moment
Spider-baby: I'm
Spider-baby: in
Spider-baby: school
Tin-can: yeah nobody cares.
Old widowed spider: I don't think May would like to find out that Peter is distracted because we are texting him.
Tin-can: that's why May won't find out. That woman scares me.
Spider-baby: you should see her when she's angry. Or tired. Or doesn't have any coffee in her system.
Tin-can: do I look like I want to die already?
MayDay: you don't have a choice.
Tin-can: MAY?!?
Spider-baby: oh hi Aunt May! How was your day?
MayDay: Great, sweetie. Go back to your school work.
Spider-baby: ok. Don't kill Mr. Stark without me.
Tin-can: KID! I THOUGHT YOU WERE ON MY SIDE!
Doveeye: *grabs popcorn*
Spider-baby: Sorry Mr. Stark. Family comes first.
MayDay: now would you like to explain to me why you are texting my nephew during his school hours, distracting him from his work and possible tests?
Tin-can: not really....
Falckie: #sisterwhy
Tin-can: bro why
Falckie: bro why not
MayDay: STARK!!
Tin-can: SCREW MY WILL EVERYTHING GOES TO PEPPER AND THE KID
Doveeye: HEY
Falckie: WE EXIST TOO
Old widowed spider: do we tho?
Tin-can: IM NOT READY TO DIE
Tin-can: AHHHH
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If The Avengers Could Text...
FanfictionWhat happens around the tower daily. Through texts.
