If The Avengers Could Text...

Group chat

Spider-baby: guys

Spider-baby: Guys.

Spider-baby: GUYS

Tin-can: oh god. What? What do you want!

Capsicle: Tony. Let the kid speak. What's up, Pete?

Spider-baby: me and Ned are twinning and he won't take it off. I already threatened to web him to the wall if he didn't go change.

Doveeye: ...ok?

Falckie: what are we supposed to use with that information?

Spider-baby: you guys don't understand how much of a problem this is because you are all old. I'm adding Shuri.

TicTack: HEY!

Witchy: we're not that old!

Spider-baby: there are two people who are in this group chat that are over 100 years old. Yes you are. Steve didn't even know how to text.

Smashy: point taken.

~Spider-baby added Non-broken-female-person to the group~

Non-broken-female-person: Hello world

Spider-baby: Shuri.

Non-broken-female-person: Peter.

Spider-baby: So me and Ned wore the same thing what should I do. He won't change and I told him I would web him to the wall if he didn't go change.

Non-broken-female-person: WEB HIM TO THE WALL

Spider-baby: Ok!

Tin-can: no, Peter don't

Spider-baby: Mr. Stark? Could you by any chance bring some of the web spray? It won't come off.

Tin-can: oh god kid.