If The Avengers Could Text...

The Better Team(Tony, Peter, Natasha, Clint, Sam)

Tin-can: ok so we obviously have a one up on them

Doveeye: dude! Why are you texting?? Can't Steve use Friday to hack into our group chat again??

Tin-can: yeah but that's where he can't. U all have Stark phones, yes?

Doveeye: yeah

Spider-baby: yes

Old widowed spider: yeah

Falckie: duh

Tin-can: yeah and who made said Stark Phones?

Flackie: you did

Tin-can: yes. And I may have stolen all of your phones and blocked their numbers from hacking into our phones. You're welcome.

Spider-baby: yay go Mr Stark!

Tin-can: *bows*

Doveeye: ok so we need a new plan. Like now. The other team is going to win unless we do something.

Spider-baby: oh! I've got it!

~~~~~~3 hours later~~~~~~~~

Doveeye: Ha! Did you see the look on his face?

Falckie: yeah. We all did.

Doveeye: and what happened to Steve? LOL

Spider-baby: I can't believe I broke Steve's nose

Doveeye: I know! It was funny!

Spider-baby: there was so much blood

Tin-can: hey hey hey hey. It's ok. It was an accident. Steve's ok.

Spider-baby: HOW WAS IT AN ACCIDENT?? I WAS ON THE CEILING WITH A PAN AND FELL. MY FIRST INSTINCT WAS TO GRAB ONTO ANYTHING AND THAT HAPPENED TO BE STEVE

Old widowed spider: he's fine, Pete. Don't worry. He laughed.

Spider-baby: yeah but I still feel bad

Doveeye: aw that's so sad Friday play despacio

Tin-can: CLINT. NOT THE TIME.