If The Avengers Could Text...

Steve-Natasha

Capsicle: hey Nat

Old widowed spider: what

Capsicle: I'm bored

Old widowed spider: so why would you text me

Capsicle: nobody else is answering.

Old widowed spider: jeez. Not even the kid?

Capsicle: no. He's at school doing finals.

Old widowed spider: knowing him, he's gonna ace them all.

Capsicle: yeah he's like a 10th of my age but he's like 10 times smarting than me.

Old widowed spider: not gonna lie, he's more like 50 times smarter than you

Capsicle: Nat!

Old widowed spider: just saying the truth

Capsicle: yeah. You're probably right.

Old widowed spider: ok but why are you texting me. You are in the kitchen. I'm in the living room.

Capsicle: too far away.

Old widowed spider: dang has the team rubbed off on you?

Capsicle: I'm eating pie

Old widowed spider: WE HAVE PIE?!?

Capsicle: ........