If The Avengers Could Text...

Bruce-Nat/Group chat

Smashy: hey

Old widowed spider: hey Brucey. What's up

Smashy: I TOLD YOU I HATED THAT NAME

Old widowed spider: ok ok. Calm down. Don't go Hulk on us again. I won't do it again.

Smashy: HULK BETTER. BRUCE NO MORE

Old widowed spider: CRAP.

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Group chat
Old widowed spider: GUYS GUYS GUYS. BRUCE TURNED INTO THE HULK AGAIN AND I NEED HELP

Tin-can: really Nat?

Old widowed spider: YES AND I NEED HELP

Capsicle: what did you do?

Old widowed spider: I may or may not have called him a name he didn't like.

Falckie: that's it? That's all? I was sleeping ya know.

Old widowed spider: sorry. But

Old widowed spider: HOLY CRAP

Tin-can: What......

Old widowed spider: I JUST HEARD SMASHING DOWNSTAIRS

Tin-can: you mean down. Like all the way down? LIKE MY LAB, DOWN??!?

Old widowed spider: maybe

Capsicle: haha now you have to spend more time with us

Tin-can: NOT HELPING, CAP.

Capsicle: really because I really thought I was.

Old widowed spider: HEY GUYS! YOU ARE MISSING THE POINT! THE HULK IS SMASHING

Spider-baby: Guys. U are gonna get my phone taken away! It keeps buzzing and I'm in math rn!!

Tin-can: oh boo hoo. We've got a bigger problem than algebra.

Spider-baby: Fine. Have it your way. I won't be able to tell u where am, if I need help on patrol(my AI is broken) and my aunt will have even another reason to be mad at u, mr. Stark.

Smashy: WHAT HAPPENED TO THE LAB

Smashy: DID I HULK OUT?!?

Old widowed spider: yeahhhhh

Spider-baby: great job. My phone is getting taken away.

Tin-can: HA!