If The Avengers Could Text...

Group chat

Tin-can: soooooooo. Peter.

Spider-baby: soooooooo. What.

Doveeye: oo someone's in trouballll

Capsicle: *trouble

Doveeye: oh frick u Steve.

Capsicle: 😊

Tin-can: I don't think this is where I was going. Peter. I found something in your back pack....

Spider-baby: oh. Snooping through my bag now, aren't we?

Tin-can: I was being a good person and making sure you finished your homework.

Spider-baby: I like homework. Why wouldn't I do it?

Tin-can: I found a certain piece of paper inside it.

Spider-baby: you'd have to be more specific. I'm not really an organized person.

Tin-can: yet you still get A's.

Spider-baby: *A+'s.

Tin-can: yeah yeah. We get it. Ur smart. Now this piece of paper.

Doveeye: *grabs bowl of popcorn*

Tin-can: why didn't you tell me ur class is going to go on a tour of stark tower?

Spider-baby: What? We're going on a field trip? I seem to have forgotten.

Tin-can: yeah sure. I found the admission slip and it's signed and on the counter. In the kitchen. You're welcome.

Spider-baby: why would I want to go on a tour of my own house? And won't someone figure out I 'intern' here?!

Tin-can: I don't care. You're going and that's final.

Spider-baby: Ugh. Fine.

Old widowed spider: #irondad.

Tin-can: NO NOT U 2! THEY GOT TO U 2!!

Old widowed spider:😎

Falckie: this has made my afternoon not boring.

Capsicle: yeah but why didn't Tony just directly text the kid?

Smashy: cuz he wants as much fame as possible.

BffBucky: yup.

Tin-can: DUDE.